1,000,001 Things I Wish I Had Said First
Cheer up, Freddy. You've got the best part in the picture. And you,
Anna, you've got the best part, too!
Samuel Goldwyn
Children should neither be seen nor heard from--ever again.
W. C. Fields
Chiu Mei Au Yeung, who works for VNU's Computer Business Week, was
particularly thrilled as the holiday will give her an opportunity to sell
her Hong-Kong-based family, whom she has not seen for many
years.
Magazine Week
Close quarters air combat is like a knife fight in a phone booth--quick,
brutal, and no room for error.
WWII pilot
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on
society.
Mark Twain
Common-looking people are the best in the world; that is the reason the lord
makes so many of them.
Abraham Lincoln
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about
telescopes.
Edsgar Dijkstra
Concentration-wise, we're having trouble crossing the line mentally from a
toughness standpoint.
Bill Parcells
Contains less than 50% peanuts.
Planters Mixed Nuts
Correction: Today we carry the answer for Saturday's Crossword Puzzler.
Answer for today's Puzzler, was already printed yesterday. Our readers
will find the answer of yesterday's Puzzler tomorrow.
Jakarta Post, Indonesia