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Funny Quotes
This is a list of funny quotes that I have been maintaining since 1993. They're listed alphabetically by quotation (not by name). Click a letter above to begin looking through them.
If you want to use any of these in your own humorous quotations page or emails, feel free. Having a "funny quote of the day" feature on your site is a great way to welcome new visitors and provide a healthy dose of humor for returning visitors.
Whenever possible, I always appreciate links back to this page.
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