1,000,001 Things I Wish I Had Said First
Funny Quotes
UNIX: It doesn't just give you rope to hang yourself with. It gives you
the gallows, the hangman, and the jeering crowd.
Jon Rust
Unless a man feels he has a good memory, he should never venture to
lie.
Montaigne
Until the principals had agreed that this that which they wanted to do,
plus that it was agreed on by those involved, and then it was--present it
to the President for decision.
Larry Speakes
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2 hand embroidered guests towels and one embroidered hot roll.
Curaçao Gazette ad
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of
four people make up 75 percent of the population.
David Letterman
Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast
beef.
Tom Robbins