1,000,001 Things I Wish I Had Said First
Funny Quotes
Pasta Salad mixed with either chunks of fish or baby, barely cooked broad
beans, then dressed with oil and vinegar, is very good, too.
the Irish Times
Patient failed to fulfill his wellness potential.
doctor's note on the chart of a deceased patient
Paul's Law: "You can't fall off the floor."
Pedestrians never seem to realize that they are a threat to the safety of
cars.
Thomas Sowell
People who feel well are sick people neglecting themselves.
Jules Romains
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who
haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
Ogden Nash
People who never get carried away should be.
Malcolm S. Forbes
People who wish to commit murder, they better not do it in the state of
Florida, because we may have a problem with our electric
chair.
Bob Butterworth
People will sleep better not knowing how their sausage and politics are
made.
Bismarck
Philosophy: a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which
isn't there.
Lord Bowen
Playing DOOM cooperatively is like trying to coordinate a fire team of
deaf people with tunnel vision.
Calvin Lott
PLEASE
Sing a song
or
Laugh
or
Cry
or
Go away
Nanao Sakak
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even where
there are no rivers.
Nikita Khrushchev
Press enter to exit.
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Problems worthy
of attack
prove their worth
by hitting back.
Piet Hein, "Problems," Grooks (1966)
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build
bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce
bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Rich Cook
Pull another end of gross and put along the ditch gap of bow-finger and turn
up to get down along another bow-finger then return to button on the
center.
directions from a Japanese tooth flosser
Pweople in glass howses shrdlu throw etaion(s).
the New York Times-Herald