1,000,001 Things I Wish I Had Said First
Funny Quotes
L is for Liberty--the right to obey the police.
Bertrand Russell
Ladies and gentlemen, it is a great pleasure to be with you today. For
immediate release only.
Joe Montoya
Late to rise and later to bed makes a man tired, wired, and dead.
French saying
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
anonymous
Lead us in a few words of silent prayer.
Bill Peterson
Let me ask you a question, for your information.
attributed to Gregory Ratoff
Let us drink to the queer old dean.
William Spooner
Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth-century
dialogue.
Samuel Goldwyn
Let's face it: all radio stations in Indianapolis suck. We just suck
less.
promo, Indianapolis radio station
Let's have some new cliches.
Samuel Goldwyn
Let's have spontaneous fun--and here's how.
the Singapore Straits Times
Life goes on, reports indicate.
unknown
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Oscar Wilde
Life's a pretty good ride. Let's get in line, and let's damn well sit
in the front car.
unknown
Light pranks add zest to your services, but don't pull the customer's
ears.
Japanese Tourist Industry Board, Rules for Hotel Chambermaids, 1936
Little children who could neither walk nor talk were running about in the
streets cursing their Maker.
Sir Boyle Roche
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Fripbya wion a smil p mzssaage for Soviet Leader Mikhwil Gorsachee and
U1.S Pgzxident Gonald Reagwn who she hoces to meets. "It's a pewceful
vhagntrif..." she ywid.
Indonesian Times
Look, I want to give the high five symbol to high tech. . . . The truth
is, it reminds a lot of people of the way I pitch horseshoes. Would you
believe some of the people? Would you believe our dog?
George Bush
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the
courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of
those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.
Jack Brown
Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's Disease. How could you not see that
coming?
Dennis Leary
Love your neighbors, but don't pull down the fence.
Chinese proverb
Low earnings seem to be the key reason why someone who usually works full time
is a member of a poor family.
U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics