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John didn't flunk his physical, he just didn't pass it.

          Steve Ortmayer

John Redwood is a young man, but, let's face it, so was Margaret Thatcher in 1975.

          Edward Leigh

Just the omission of Jane Austin's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.

          Mark Twain