Free Ebook: Memoirs Of A Gaijin
Thursday, June 26th, 2008Ladies and gentlemen, today I’m very happy to release my second ebook, Memoirs of a Gaijin. It’s free as a direct PDF download (6 MB), with no opt-in required.
“Gaijin” is a Japanese word meaning “outsider.” It often refers specifically to a white person, and is now considered politically incorrect. But it’s certainly what I was.
From April 15 – 24, 2008, I visited my American friends who were spending a year in Kyoto. I learned a lot during my stay, and I felt compelled to read some books to learn even more. Japan is a fascinating country, and certainly very different from the United States.
I wrote this ebook to tell a story of Japan as seen through the eyes of an American tourist. My perspective is admittedly and intentionally biased. I’m an American, and I’m sure that castles and Geisha and kaizen are no more exotic to me than hamburgers and forks and individualism are to the Japanese. We already have official tour guides of Japan. Now we have my story too.
It’s a whopping 6 MB because of all the embedded photos, plus it has links to more than 250 exclusive photos and video clips. And don’t be intimidated by the 75 pages. It’s broken down into small sections for easy scanning. Now, read Memoirs of a Gaijin and see Japan as you’ve never seen it before.
Table of contents:
| Foreword by the Author | 2 |
| How to Read this Ebook | 2 |
| Table of Contents | 3 |
| Getting There | 5 |
| My Seat Number | 5 |
| Just What You Want to Hear on a Plane | 6 |
| The Time Difference | 6 |
| Jet Lag | 6 |
| Currency Exchange | 7 |
| Getting From the Airport to Kyoto | 8 |
| An Awkward Dinner Party | 10 |
| Speaking English in Japan | 11 |
| Kids Practicing Their English | 12 |
| English Words in Japanese | 13 |
| Writing Japanese Characters | 13 |
| The Capital of Japan | 14 |
| Kyoto | 15 |
| Going to Tokyo | 15 |
| Capsule Inn Akihabara | 16 |
| Tokyo Disneyland | 17 |
| Tokyo | 18 |
| Pollen Masks | 19 |
| The Food | 19 |
| Fugu, the Deadly Blowfish | 20 |
| McDonald’s | 22 |
| Fish Market | 23 |
| Fruit | 24 |
| The Cookie Trap | 25 |
| Sake | 26 |
| Filling Up Your Glass | 27 |
| Chopsticks | 28 |
| “The World is Their Buffet” | 28 |
| Cherry Blossoms | 29 |
| Miyako Odori and Geisha | 30 |
| Tea Ceremony at the Miyako Odori | 31 |
| Geisha, Geiko, and Maiko | 32 |
| Are Geisha Prostitutes? | 33 |
| Kimono | 33 |
| Kyoto Handicraft Center | 34 |
| Swords | 35 |
| Kendo | 38 |
| Sumo | 39 |
| Castles and Temples and Shrines, Oh My! | 40 |
| Nijo Castle (Nijo-jo) | 41 |
| Ninna-ji Temple | 42 |
| Ryoanji Temple | 43 |
| Eikando Zenrin-Ji Temple | 43 |
| Hikone Castle | 44 |
| Hikonyan the Samurai Cat | 45 |
| Visiting a Different Prefecture | 46 |
| Path of Philosophy | 46 |
| Cats | 47 |
| Den-Den Daiko (Mr. Miyagi’s Drum) | 48 |
| Bikes | 49 |
| Vending Machines | 50 |
| Smoking | 51 |
| Taking off Your Shoes | 52 |
| Manga and Anime | 53 |
| The Lucky Pine Needles | 54 |
| Shinto | 54 |
| Buddhism | 55 |
| Super Mario Bros. | 56 |
| Commas In Numbers | 56 |
| Toilets | 57 |
| V for the Camera | 58 |
| Karaoke | 59 |
| The Public Eye | 59 |
| Platform Pizza | 59 |
| Obsession with Newness | 60 |
| Hair Styles for Men | 60 |
| Godzilla (Gojira) | 60 |
| Sudoku | 61 |
| No Shaking Hands | 62 |
| Kaizen | 62 |
| Toyota | 63 |
| The Girls | 63 |
| Buses | 64 |
| Technology | 65 |
| Water | 65 |
| Napkins and Toilet Paper | 66 |
| Rule of the Road | 66 |
| Crime | 67 |
| Discrimination | 67 |
| Imports | 67 |
| Mount Fuji | 68 |
| The Great Wave off Kanagawa | 69 |
| Signs | 70 |
| Getting Back | 71 |
| Why Visit Japan? | 72 |
| Further Reading | 74 |
| About the Author | 75 |




