In the new millennium, the most important currency is information. Gone are the days when widgets ruled the world. Today, knowledge is power. If the Industrial Revolution made us civilized, the Digital Revolution will make us enlightened.

But while we have access to extraordinary amounts of information, we still remain ignorant of much of it. The internet is pretty good, but it doesn’t hold a candle to the universe’s biggest and most critical database, the Akashic records.

You aren’t a body that happens to have a soul. You are a soul that happens to be in a body. Your soul is the core essence of your being, and as it incarnates in different bodies over multiple lifetimes, it goes through many amazing experiences. All of these experiences are stored energetically in the Akashic records, somewhere out in the ether.

In the past, the only way of accessing the Akashic records was to hire a practitioner who had been trained in the intuitive arts. But while this method works for reading your own record, many people want far more information than can be obtained in a single reading. And for them, there was no better way…until now.

At last, the complete Akashic records are available to everyone. Get them delivered to you on one million CDs, with a handy carrying case.

This includes, for every person who has ever lived, their soul’s place of origin, primary chakra, soul condition (such as any energetic blocks or tears), full information about their spirit guides, and a detailed description of everything that has happened in their current and all past lives. (You might think this would be illegal, but current identity theft laws don’t apply to soul records.)

Just think of what you can do with this information:

- Read Jesus Christ’s record to learn the location of the Holy Grail. It’s bound to get some serious bids on eBay!

- Where is Adolf Hitler’s soul today? Is it possessing your next door neighbor with the moustache? Better safe than sorry!

- Did O.J. Simpson really do it? Enquiring minds want to know!

- Matt Cutts knows Google’s search ranking algorithm. Learn it for yourself, and never settle for less than the number one ranking!

- Tip off the White House about Osama bin Laden’s location. Place a curse on him while you wait for the armed forces to get there!

How much would you pay for all this? $10 million? $100 million? Well, you can get everything for just $999,997. That’s less than a dollar per CD! And the price ends with a 7, so you know you’re getting the best possible value.

This isn’t quite ready for release yet. But if you sign up for my newsletter, you’ll get a significant discount when it comes out.

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