Archive for February, 2009

Blogger’s Paradise

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

Gangsta's Paradise

(To the tune of Gangsta’s Paradise by Coolio)

As I search for new blogs like a stoner on meth
I take a look at them all, and realize there’s nothin’ left
‘Cause I’ve been subscribing to blogs for so long
That even Google Reader thinks that my mind is gone

But I ain’t never run a post that didn’t deserve it
A self-respecting spammer, you know that’s unheard of
You betta watch your homies who assisted, see if they’re twisted
Or you might find one day that your blog’s been delisted

I really hate to say I told you so
As they go, I see myself at a new plateau, fool
I’m the white hat G that little bloggers wanna be like
Writing posts every night, goin’ for the A-list in my own right

We been spending most our lives
Living in a blogger’s paradise
Approving comments if they’re nice
Living in a blogger’s paradise
I got hate mail once or twice
Living in a blogger’s paradise
I’m on the net like white on rice
Living in a blogger’s paradise

Look at the situation they got me facin’
Caught up in a fad that swept across the nation
I can’t get down with the hyped-up schemes
Too many pics of AdSense checks got me chasing dreams

I’m a educated fool with ideas on my mind
But I gotta stash some cash to escape from the grind
I got a Thesis-tricked, plugin-pimped, WordPress-whacked banger
And I hate comment spam, so don’t arouse my anger, fool

Failure ain’t never more than one post away
My niche gets more crowded, day after day
I’ve got two thousand readers now, but will I ever see four
The way things is goin’ I don’t know

Tell me why are we
So blind to see
That the blogosphere
Ain’t meant to be?

We been spending most our lives
Living in a blogger’s paradise
The haters can be cold as ice
Living in a blogger’s paradise
It’s all empty bits and bytes
Living in a blogger’s paradise
It’s like Twitter but less concise
Living in a blogger’s paradise

Content brings the traffic
Traffic brings the power
Minute after minute
Hour after hour
Everybody’s bloggin’, but most of them ain’t tryin’
Half of them are trippin’, half of them are lyin’

They say I gotta drop 2 Gs for them to wanna teach me
If I don’t ever trust them, how can they reach me?
I guess they can’t
I guess they won’t
I guess they front
That’s why I know my blog is out of luck, fool

We been spending most our lives
Living in a blogger’s paradise
AdSense slashed my per click price
Living in a blogger’s paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice
Living in a blogger’s paradise
The odds are worse than Vegas dice
Living in a blogger’s paradise

Tell me why are we
So blind to see
That the blogosphere
Ain’t meant to be?

Tell me why are we
So blind to see
That the blogosphere
Ain’t meant to be?

The “Just Right” Salesperson

Saturday, February 21st, 2009

How much help should salespeople give? Like Goldilocks, they shouldn’t go for “too much” or “too little,” but “just right.”

Home Depot

Home Depot’s slogan is “You can do it. We can help.” That means it’s mostly for do-it-yourself types, with relatively little service.

And I didn’t need much service the other day, I just needed to find out where the furnace filters were. This is a really big place, and they could be anywhere.

As I was looking around, I came across someone who worked there. “Where are the furnace filters?” “Aisle 32.” Done. That was all I needed in that case.

Banana Republic

Banana Republic’s slogan appears to be “Suffocating the customer with unwanted attention.” They really do a good job of living up to that.

I had a 40% off coupon (go recession!), and I needed some pants. As soon as I walked in the door, I made sure to avoid eye contact with anyone. It didn’t work. (It never does.)

Someone came up to me and asked if I needed help. I said no. She told me her name in case I needed anything. Somehow I knew she’d be back whether I needed anything or not.

As I tried to remember what kinds of pants I already had and think about what I should get, she came back to ask if I needed any help. Yes, I needed her to help me by not talking to me when I was trying to think. I got her to leave, but not before she took my stuff and went to get a dressing room. Um, did I ask for one?

Then when I wanted a dressing room I couldn’t find her. I tracked her down and she gave me back my stuff, saying that I could come get her if I needed her opinion on how the pants looked. Oh good, because my goal was to impress this annoying person I’d never see again.

How much help to give?

There are two different strategies at work here. Home Depot employees wait for you to come to them, if you can find them. Banana Republic employees pounce on you and don’t take their fangs out until they ring you up. Home Depot doesn’t need to hire as many people, but Banana Republic makes sure customers buy everything they can.

What’s the right amount of help to give? I think it’s however much the customer wants. Maybe in some cases it makes sense to compensate salespeople based on the customer’s rating, instead of by how much they sell. It’s possible to sell a lot but also make people want to avoid you in the future.

Best Buy

I’ve got one more story. Not exactly on topic, but close enough.

When I went to Best Buy the other day to get a new laptop, I wanted to get some advice. No salespeople were available, so I just looked around. I overheard one employee talking about laptops, and I could tell he really knew what he was doing. I knew some Best Buy employees had the ability to turn sugar into sh**, so I decided I’d wait for this guy instead of looking for the first available person.

The people he was helping were really slow, having many concerns such as whether the laptop case made enough of a fashion statement. I got impatient, but at last he was swiping their credit card and about to finish up. Right then, another salesperson, a teenage girl, came up to me and asked if I needed anything.

I figured that since this was a major purchase, I’d rather just wait another minute for the guy who was knowledgeable, instead of taking my chances with this random person. (My old boss used to say “Just because you have a tie doesn’t mean you’re smart.” At Best Buy, the saying would be “Just because you have a blue shirt doesn’t mean you’re smart.” It also doesn’t mean they’re not smart. We just don’t know.)

So I said I didn’t need anything. The guy I was waiting for heard this and asked again to confirm that I didn’t need anything. I said I’d wait for him.

But when I thought he was finished, he started walking away to do something else for the slow customers. He asked if I had a quick question. I said I needed advice on laptops. He said “Actually, this guy over here knows more about laptops than I do.”

I was a little annoyed that I didn’t get him after all that, but whatever, another knowledgeable person would be fine. So I went up to the other guy, who asked “What did he say about me?” I said “That you know a lot about laptops.” He said “Yes, but I’m not on sales duty right now. Let me find somebody else to help you.”

So he started walking away, and after a few seconds I saw him walking up to the teenage girl I had turned away before. No, not her! She’s going to think I rejected her help because of age or sex discrimination!

I assume that’s what she thought, because she flipped out. From 50 feet away, I heard her shout “He told me he didn’t need any help!” I walked over there and said “I just said I’d wait for that guy because I overheard him talking about laptops, I could tell he was knowledgeable, and he was almost done with those people. If there’s someone else who knows a lot about laptops, that’s fine. Who would that be?”

It ended up being a different person, who was a perfect salesperson, knowing the answers to all my questions and telling me just what I needed to hear. This would fall between the Home Depot and Banana Republic cases, and it’s the best one from the customer’s perspective.

On another note, does Hallmark have any cards saying “Sorry about the age and sex discrimination misunderstanding?”

Disaster Averted: The Importance Of Backups

Saturday, February 21st, 2009


Photo by Tony Austin

Do you back up your computer files? Yeah, you know you should, but do you actually do it?

A couple of days ago, I was sitting on the couch, and my laptop was on the table to my right. I reached over and picked it up by grabbing the screen with my right hand. I’ve been doing this for four years with no problems, but this time I pinched too hard and the screen cracked.

I lost a big chunk of the display–the rightmost two inches, all the way from top to bottom. First I just thought I could live with it. Then the crack spread, and I had lost three inches on the right. That was pretty annoying.

Then the bottom started flickering. Colored horizontal lines started forming at the bottom and covered the task bar. Then they started rising, covering more and more of the display.

Not knowing when it would stop, I started copying files off my laptop as fast as I could. I couldn’t see the start button, but I managed to click it, open an Explorer window, and start zipping stuff.

It was nerve wracking, but it was also a little fun because it reminded me of an old arcade game called Noah’s Ark. As the water level rose from the bottom of the screen, you had to go find pairs of animals before they drowned. OK, it was more nerve wracking than fun.

The colored lines were soon halfway up the screen. I started FTPing stuff, hoping I could get it all out there before it was too late.

But soon enough, I had lost the whole screen. I found that if I moved the screen in either direction, the display would come back for a few seconds. I kept doing that so I could see enough to copy all the files.

My old computer was already dying anyway, so it was really time to get a new one. But what if I had lost important files? I had some backups, but Murphy’s Law says I wouldn’t have everything I needed.

Everything worked out fine, but take this as a reminder to back up your stuff. If your computer died today, would you be OK?

Dweep And Lolo

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Steve Pavlina often mentions a computer game he wrote in 1999 called Dweep. He talks about it mainly because of some important lessons he learned from writing it. I finally got around to playing it recently, and instantly became a huge fan.

I found two posts of Steve’s that tell the story of how he created Dweep: Self-Discipline: Hard Work and What I Learned From Going Bankrupt in My 20s That Proves to Be Immensely Valuable in My 30s.

You can read those posts for the details, but I’ll give you a summary of what happened.

He landed a deal with a game publisher, but they inexplicably stopped communicating, then stopped paying, then pulled out of the deal, then filed a frivolous lawsuit against him (then got caught in an accounting scandal, being fined millions of dollars by the SEC). The next year he got a deal with a more honest publisher, but they got into financial trouble and had to pull out.

The end result was that Steve had turned his life savings of $20,000 into $150,000 of debt. He and his wife Erin got kicked out of their apartment for not paying their rent, and they had to declare bankruptcy.

But before giving up, Steve wanted to make one last game, one he’d really be proud of.

Of course, he was broke, so he couldn’t compete with the flashy graphics of high budget games. Instead, he decided to make a game that was truly original and very well designed. He spent a whole 4 months just working on the design of his game. This is the step that most people skipped, choosing instead to copy an existing game. After that, it only took 2 more months to do everything else. He got the whole thing done for no money.

Dweep won the Shareware Game of the Year award in 2000. Steve was interviewed in the New York Times, and his company became profitable for the first time.

You can download the trial version of Dweep here. (It’s always a good idea to run downloads through your antivirus program.) If you like puzzle games, you’ll really appreciate how well designed this is. I was quickly hooked.

Unfortunately, Dweep has since been discontinued, so the full version isn’t available for sale anymore (though it must be out there somewhere). The most similar game I know of is Adventures of Lolo, which you can play for free at that link.

Both games will challenge your logical abilities and prevent you from getting any work done today. Dweep has a tighter design, but Lolo has more action. If you’re into puzzle games, give them a go. If you get stuck, I can provide support in the comments.

Big Discounts On Marketing And Productivity Stuff

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

Do you have something to sell, but not enough people buying it? You may have found that marketing isn’t as straightforward as you might think. As you may have noticed in my Features Vs. Benefits Deathmatch, I’m a little confused about marketing. Maybe you are too.

A while back, Naomi Dunford announced that she was going to run a Marketing 101 course: “a not-very-expensive course that’s going to be super crazy fun.” I didn’t sign up back then, I think because I was too busy at the time and didn’t pay much attention. I probably should have signed up when I had the chance.

The course has already started, but fortunately, enough people wrote to Naomi to say “Sorry we were late, but can we still get in?” And so Naomi opened it back up (and I signed up). Here’s the schedule:

Lesson One: Figuring Out What Makes You AWESOME
Lesson Two: Who’s Supposed To BUY This Stuff Anyway?
Lesson Three: What Do I SAY To These People?
Lesson Four: Sneaky, Sneaky Tricks
Bonus Week: Networking For Wallflowers – How To Schmooze When You Suck At Schmoozing

The live calls are Wednesdays at 2 PM EST. The second one was today, so you missed the live version. But they record the calls so you can listen to them later whenever you feel like. (And unless you happen to have nothing to do at 2 PM on Wednesdays, that’s what you’d be doing anyway.)

Even though the course has already started, there’s still time to order it at half price. You’ll also get her Marketing School ebook for free when it’s released later this month. People who buy Marketing 101 as a download later will pay double, and people who buy Marketing School later will pay $49).

Anyway, if you want to sell more stuff, check out Marketing 101.

Also, I learned that Dave Navarro is raising his prices on everything next week, so check out what he has. I particularly liked his ebook What’s Holding You Back (that link currently points to a page showing all his products). In fact, I told him he should raise the price. Looks like he listened!

His “30 Hours A Day” program has gotten tons of attention, although I only went through a small part of it. What I saw though, was insanely practical for people who are serious about time management.

Take a look, and take your pick. There’s plenty of stuff here to boost your marketing and productivity, and it will cost a lot more later.

Stop Craving Sugar!

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Stop Craving Sugar

Do you have sugar cravings? Admit it, that cookie looks really good to you!

For many people, sugar cravings become a full blown addiction, taking a severe toll on their health and self-esteem. They may suffer weight gain, emotional roller coaster rides, cardiovascular issues, diabetes, tooth decay, and other issues. Not to mention the thousands of dollars they’re compulsively spending on desserts.

Akemi Gaines offers to free people from their sugar addictions, with her new ebook Stop Craving Sugar! She used to have severe sugar cravings, until she learned the practices that made her petite, emotionally stable, and able to enjoy all the foods she likes, without being driven to binge eating.

Since I’ve already written a testimonial, I get to quote myself:

“Most nutrition books just talk about the food itself. Akemi goes deeper by tying together the physiological, emotional, mental, and spiritual causes of sugar cravings. Because let’s face it, you won’t cure your cravings just by forcing yourself to stop eating sugar. You need to address the root causes, and that’s what Akemi shows you how to do.”

You hear about a lot of different diets–high carb, low carb, high protein, low protein, vegetarian, vegan, raw, etc. People will try these diets and get completely different results, so it’s hard to know what to eat. That’s why I think it’s helpful to look beyond just the food to figure out the underlying causes of sugar addiction.

This ebook is scientific enough, but still easy to read. You don’t have to be a doctor to understand what Akemi’s talking about. This is something you can really put into practice right away.

It comes with a money-back guarantee as well as a special bonus offer: a free coaching session (normally $125) from weight loss coach Angie Monko, a friend of Akemi’s.

Do you experience sugar cravings? Get back your health with Stop Craving Sugar!

Features Vs. Benefits Deathmatch

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Neo and the Architect
Image from The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

In The Matrix Reloaded, the computer program known as the Architect takes on the form of a cold, stern old man. He is the creator of the matrix, the virtual reality program being pumped into the brain of most humans.

Because the Architect sees the world as a series of equations to be balanced, he doesn’t truly understand free will and choice. He therefore had great difficulty in creating a version of the matrix that humans would accept, and he recounted his frustration with the limitations of his logic:

“The first matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure.

The inevitability of its doom is apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being, thus I redesigned it, based on your history, to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure.

I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps, a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the matrix, she would undoubtedly be its mother.”

He was referring to the Oracle, who discovered that nearly 99% of all humans would accept the matrix if they were given the subconscious choice of accepting it. Finally, they had a viable version of the matrix. The solution wasn’t to be more logical, but to be more human.

I think I’m having a similar issue with understanding features and benefits. Ironically, my Myers-Briggs type, INTP, is known as the Architect. That doesn’t mean I’m emotionally dead, just that I’m logical, which I hear is a curse for marketing. Can someone help me understand humans?

Specifically, how humans see features and benefits when deciding to buy something. I talked about this with James Chartrand from Men with Pens, who was tremendously helpful. Before I get to that though, let me start off with how I saw features and benefits before talking to James.

The difference between features and benefits

Let’s say you’re browsing the selections at an online bookstore, and you come across one that strikes your fancy. While deciding whether you want to buy it, you notice that the bookstore offers free shipping.

Free shipping is a feature. It’s an attribute of the bookstore’s service. Common marketing wisdom says that people don’t buy because of features, they buy because of benefits. They think “OK, it has free shipping. So what?” Benefits are what the features actually do for them, and that’s what they’re really buying.

To turn a feature into a benefit, you have to figure out what it actually means for the customer. I’ve heard you should pretend you’re talking to a child (or a little guy on your shoulder) who keeps asking “So what?” You keep answering “So what?” until you get to the real benefit.

Lets see the little guy in action:

“You get free shipping.”

“So what?”

“You don’t pay shipping costs.”

“So what?”

“You save money.”

“So what?”

“You’ll have more money than you would otherwise.”

“So what?”

“Money can be exchanged for goods and services.”

“So what?”

The little guy’s not too bright, is he? Now we’re at a point where we can branch off into many different directions. What goods and services does he care about most? Would he rather buy a BMW, or feed starving children in Africa? We don’t know.

Let’s make a guess. Many people seem to want to spend more time with their family, so let’s take that angle.

“With more money, you’ll be able to afford the same goods and services without working as much.”

“So what?”

“Since you don’t have to work as much, you can spend more time with your family.”

“So what?”

Egads! He pulled the old “So what?” trick on us! There’s nothing to stop him from using that ad infinitum. If he can pretend he doesn’t know why free shipping is good, or what money can be used for, he can pretend he doesn’t know why he would want to spend more time with his family.

Where does it end? When will he say “Yes, that’s the real benefit!” Why does he really want to spend time with his family? Does he want a Darwinian answer?

“If people like their family, they take good care of them, so their offspring live to reproduce and pass on the genes that make them like their family. So through the process of natural selection, you have evolved to like your family. By spending time with them, you’ll be fulfilling your inborn desire to enjoy their presence.”

“So what?”

Hmmm…maybe happiness is the answer.

“When you enjoy spending time with your family, you’ll be happy.”

“So what?”

What now? Do we need to get into the chemical basis of emotion to explain why we want to be happy? Do we need to go back to the Big Bang, or God?

Isn’t it a lot easier to just say “free shipping?” Why is it our place to tell people what that means for them? Allow me to quote myself from a comment I wrote a while back:

“Correct me if I’m wrong, but benefits are highly subjective, right? If we look at a steak, one person might benefit from the taste. Another person might benefit from the energy. Another person might benefit from the sensation of being full. Another person might experience a large negative benefit by being a vegetarian. Another person might think a steak is the perfect doorstop. We have no idea what the benefit is until we consider the specific person.”

I’m really more of a features guy

Why do I need to be sold on benefits? Yes, benefits are technically what we’re after. We don’t buy a steak just to bask in the glow of steak ownership, but because we want the benefits we get by eating it. However, features determine benefits, and the link is pretty clear.

Tell me the features and I can figure out the benefits (if I even care to). Tell me the benefits, and I have no way of figuring out the features. I’m not really interested in a salesman’s opinion of what a product’s benefits are to me. If he says “This product will make you happy,” how does he know? Why not just tell me exactly what it is, and let me decide what it does for me?

Everyone knows that Snickers is “packed with peanuts.” That’s the feature part of the tagline. Not as many people remember the benefit part of the tagline. But that’s OK–we know what peanuts are!

Once someone highly recommended a particular ebook to me, but I wasn’t sure about it. The sales page was pretty useless, just listing benefits. I’m sure the author thinks his ebook has many benefits, but would I agree with him? Against my better judgment, I bought it, and I was so disappointed I promptly returned it. Had the sales page listed the features (crap), I would have been able to figure out the benefits (none). But because it only listed the author’s opinion of the benefits, I couldn’t figure out the features, and therefore I couldn’t figure out the benefits from my perspective.

I guess benefits are helpful for things you don’t understand. If I’m sick and a doctor writes me a prescription for blahblahgra, that doesn’t mean anything to me. What will it do for me? What will it make me feel like, and how soon will it work? Still, I’d like to know the name of the drug, in case I ever come across something about it.

Sir James to the rescue

As you can see, I was pretty confused about this, and maybe you are too. But James Chartrand shed a lot of light on the subject for me. I’m quoting him here with permission. (You’ll have to pardon his French – figuratively, in this particular case for the French Canadian.)

“I think the problem is that you confuse benefits with goals. Let me see if I can help a bit with this, because I know it’s a tricky concept.

I want to walk in the rain. That’s my goal.

I need boots to do so. Any kind of boots? No. Rubber boots. Rubber is a feature.

Why do I need rubber? Because I want dry feet. Dry feet is a benefit. Not my goal, which is to walk in the rain.

So I go shopping for some boots. I see a pair. The tag says:

100% PVC
Red, blue or yellow
Inner Teflon liner
Wool padding

Well, that’s a bunch of features. Fucking boring, honestly. And I really don’t care. Why? Because my goal is to walk in the rain.

Then my eye catches another sign for another pair of rubber boots.

100% PVC for highest waterproof factor – your feet stay dry all the time!
Red, blue or yellow – walk in style and make sure you get noticed by the fashion crew!
Inner Teflon liner – extra waterproof prevention in case of leaks!
Wool padding – enjoy comfy, cozy feet while you walk!

That pair lists the features, but it also gives the benefits of that product. The manufacturer doesn’t know if my goal is walking in the rain, shoveling shit in a barn, emptying my basement of a flood or puddle jumping. Nor does the manufacturer care. He’s simply telling me WHY I should buy these boots by answering the question, ‘So what?’”

Well that clears up a lot! I had no idea that there was a third party here (goals). I thought anything related to “why” fell under benefits. But it works like this:

A customer has a goal. A product enables the goal. The product has features that describe it. Features have benefits that explain why the features matter.

When I see the feature “100% PVC,” I don’t know why that matters. But the benefit “highest waterproof factor – your feet stay dry all the time” tells me why it matters. Most of these features are jargon that doesn’t matter to most people, but the benefits tell you what you need to know. Even if the feature is self-explanatory, benefits give some emotional oomph.

But benefits alone aren’t enough. If it just said “your feet stay dry all the time” with nothing to back it up, you wouldn’t believe it. But it says “100% PVC,” and you might not know what that means, but it looks important enough to justify the benefit. And sophisticated boot aficionados may look for the “100% PVC” label.

Features and benefits, a match made in heaven.

I still think “free shipping” is pretty simple, but let’s benefit it up, shall we? Now I see that we don’t need to tie free shipping to a goal, as I thought before. We just need to remind the customer why free shipping is a good thing.

“Free shipping – you’ll have more money to buy all the great stuff you love!”

The feature isn’t linked to a goal, because I don’t need to know what they want to use the money for. The benefit just makes the feature more enticing by fleshing out what it means for the customer (even though they already know). Is that the right idea?

The plot thickens

But wait, there’s more to it than that. What about when someone asks “How would your product benefit me?” That’s a different kind of benefit, because it’s about what the product does for you, not why a feature matters.

When Philip Brewer wrote about how to launder money, he said that it took him a long time to understand money laundering because at first he didn’t realize that it refers to two completely different things:

1. Classic money laundering: converting dirty money into clean money. That is, hiding the illegal source of your income, without hiding the money itself. This is often done by creating a business that will claim the dirty money as legitimate revenue. For example, you can open a car wash, pour your illegal income into it, and simply pretend you washed more cars than you actually did.

2. Modern money laundering: hiding money from someone you don’t want to know about it, such as the IRS or an ex-spouse. First you make the money disappear, then you make it reappear in a way that it won’t be seen by who you’re hiding it from. You can make the money disappear in a safety deposit box or overseas bank. You can make it reappear by slowly withdrawing it over time, or by staging an invoice scam or fake casino win.

In a similar way, it appears that I’ve had a hard time understanding benefits, because the term refers to two completely different things:

1. Why a feature matters.

2. How the product will change the customer’s life.

We’ve covered the first one, but what about the second? Good sales copy is supposed to answer the “how will this change my life” question, but isn’t the answer obvious once you know enough about the product?

Going back to the boots, the customer may want more information than what’s on the sign. “Do these boots come in half sizes?” is a good question. “Do these boots have good traction on snow?” is a good question too. And “How long will these boots last?” is also a good question. But who asks “How will these boots benefit me?” Shouldn’t they know?

Forgive me, because I know every marketer in the world is going to have a heart attack when I say this, but once the customer has enough information, aren’t they the one who needs to decide how the product will benefit them? How would I know if the customer needs boots?

If they want to walk in the rain and they don’t have any waterproof footwear already, there’s probably a need there. If they want to lie in the sand at the beach, not so much. Then again, maybe they want the boots because they want to dress up like a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger. But only they know their situation. Aren’t they capable of figuring out if they need boots?

Of course, some cases are much more complicated. If someone’s car shopping, they might be confused about which of the billions of models out there best meets their needs, or what their needs even are. And car salesmen can afford to spend time helping them figure that out. But the customer still needs to provide some information, such as the fact that they want a reliable car with good safety features that can comfortably seat their family of five. It wouldn’t make much sense for someone to just stroll into a dealership, approach a salesman, point at a particular car, and ask “How will that car benefit me?”

Pop quiz: You’re thirsty. Do you want water? Yes or no? Or do you want to sit there pretending you don’t know how water will benefit you?

One main benefit

I hear a lot of people saying that a product needs to clearly present one main benefit. But why?

In some cases, this is no problem. “This pill will clear your sinuses and let you breathe easily.” Fine, but what about products that aren’t so simple?

Consider Steve Pavlina’s book Personal Development for Smart People. This book is not a solution to a specific problem. Instead, it’s about as high level as you can get, presenting the seven core principles of personal growth. The cover lists some things you can do with it, but they’re very broad, such as “achieve inspiring goals with disciplined daily habits” and “become the conscious creator of your life instead of feeling hopelessly adrift.” The focus is really on the seven principles themselves.

The book isn’t at all benefit-oriented, but it reached the Amazon top 100 before it even went to the printer. Of course, a lot of that is because of the huge audience he has at his blog. Still, I’d like to think that many people saw the value in a high level conceptual framework of personal growth, even if they couldn’t complete the sentence “I’m buying this book so I can ___________.”

Would the book have sold better if he had restricted it to one specific benefit? The cover says one of the things you’ll learn is how to “attract empowering relationships with loving, compatible partners.” What if he decided that the purpose of the book was to deliver that benefit? Well, going into the seven core principles of personal growth is a needlessly complicated way to get there. He might as well just write about relationships directly. But then, the book wouldn’t have been nearly as good, would it?

(Incidentally, have you noticed that ebooks tend to be much more benefit-oriented than printed books? What’s the benefit of Harry Potter?)

Why does everything need to be presented as a solution to an urgent problem? Sometimes abstract things have great value in themselves, regardless of their ability to achieve something tangible. Freedom, wisdom, knowledge, health, happiness, strength, relaxation, entertainment, humor, love – aren’t these things all inherently good, even if they don’t lead to something more concrete, like search engine traffic?

Besides, how often does a product actually deliver the ostensible benefit on a silver platter? As much as I liked Career Renegade, I’m sure that the author Jonathan Fields would agree that the book doesn’t instantly convert you into a career renegade just by reading it. It just provides a lot of guidance and resources to help you with the process. Not many products provide a magic solution.

Why we buy stuff

I told James that when SEO School came out, I didn’t bother trying to figure out the benefits. I just bought it right away because:

1. It’s an ebook. I like reading ebooks, unless something’s specifically wrong with them.
2. Naomi Dunford wrote it. The author is hugely important, because there’s a lot of junk out there.
3. It’s about SEO. That’s a decent topic, and while I didn’t really need it, I might learn something.
4. It has an affiliate program. I know a lot of people need to learn SEO, so it made sense to promote it.

It wasn’t any more complicated than that. I didn’t put up any irrational resistance to what was obviously a good product.

James pointed out that these are features, but I really bought the ebook for the benefits behind the features. Fine, these technically aren’t the reasons I bought it, they’re just convenient abstractions of the reasons. It’s a lot easier to say “because I like ebooks” or “because I like Naomi,” things I intuitively know are true, than to spell out the myriad of reasons behind them, some of which I might not even be aware of.

We often think in abstractions because breaking everything down to the molecular level is unnecessarily complicated. It’s much more natural to think “I want food” than to think “I want all the things food does for me, which I will now explain in great detail in case anyone needs proof of my desire for food…”

Do you need to have an inner monologue to debate the benefits of breasts, or do you just naturally like them? Feel free to substitute diamonds, shoes, ebooks, football, money, beaches, cats, your kids, or whatever you instinctively like without needing to convince yourself. Sure, you could probably come up with reasons to explain why you like these things, but you don’t need to. To you, these things obviously have intrinsic value, regardless of whether they enable you to solve a specific problem.

Bruce Springsteen did the Super Bowl halftime show. I never heard anyone ask “What’s the benefit of Bruce Springsteen?” People just knew they liked him, even without a long sales page to overcome their objections and prove beyond a reasonable doubt that he would change their life.

Why are some things so different? Why will someone gladly spend $100,000 on a college education because it’s “the normal thing to do,” blow $30,000 on a wedding reception because “it will be so wonderful,” then hesitate to buy a $12 ebook about how to reduce stress because they’re not entirely convinced about the benefits of a longer, happier life? All the time they spend trying to figure out whether they absolutely need it could be better spent buying and reading it.

The Architect would observe this person struggling with the decision to buy the ebook and say:

“Sales resistance is the most predictable of all human responses. It is interesting reading his reactions. The problem is choice. But we already know what he’s going to do, don’t we? Already I can see the chain reaction, the chemical precursors that signal the onset of emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic and reason. An emotion that is already blinding him from the simple and obvious truth: buying this product is the right thing to do. Why does he struggle to make his choice?”

The Oracle would respond:

“Because he didn’t come here to make his choice, he’s already made it. He’s here to try to understand why he made it.”

I have no idea what the benefits of reading this post are. I’ve certainly made no attempt to spell them out. And yet, you’re investing a certain amount of time in reading it, which is equivalent to a certain amount of cash that you’ve handed over without knowing exactly why. Don’t we sometimes buy things without caring what the benefits are, because we just intuitively know that they’re there?

Friday The 13th: Bad Luck Or Good?

Friday, February 13th, 2009

Friday The 13th

Do any irrational fears hold you back? It’s one thing to be afraid of heights or spiders. They call them “irrational” fears, but they still make sense.

But when you go out of your way to invent a fear, that’s truly irrational. Case in point, paraskavedekatriaphobia, or fear of Friday the 13th. This is a specialized form of triskaidekaphobia, or fear of the number 13.

Fear of Friday the 13th is a phobia of pure choice. Studies have shown that about 10% of Americans are afraid of it, but they have no idea why.

No one can really say where this fear comes from, but most people say it’s a combination of the fear of Friday and the fear of 13. Really, have you ever heard of the fear of Friday? When you go to work on Friday, are you terrified of all the bad things that will happen, or are you looking forward to the weekend?

Anyway, many reasons for this fear have been suggested:

- The number 12 is sometimes considered the number of completeness (12 months of the year, 12 signs of the zodiac, 12 hours of the clock, 12 tribes of Israel, 12 Apostles of Jesus, 12 gods of Olympus, etc). Adding one more to make it 13 breaks this completeness.

- There were 13 people at the Last Supper, and Judas was the 13th person to arrive.

- Jesus was crucified on a Friday.

- Some people say that Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit on a Friday, and that the Great Flood began on a Friday.

- There is a superstition, possibly derived from the Last Supper or a Norse myth, that having 13 people seated at a table will result in the death of one of them.

- Friday has been considered an unlucky day at least since The Canterbury Tales were written in the 14th century.

- Many professions have regarded Friday as an unlucky day to undertake journeys or begin new projects.

- Black Friday has been associated with stock market crashes and other disasters since the 1800s.

- The goddess Frigga (for whom Friday is named) was banished by the Christians and labeled a witch. Every Friday, she was believed to meet with 11 other witches plus the devil, for a total of 13.

- King Philip secretly ordered the mass arrest of all the Knights Templar in France on Friday, October 13, 1307. This story is told in The Da Vinci Code, but some people think this connection wasn’t made until the 20th century.

- In 1907, Thomas W. Lawson published his popular novel Friday, the Thirteenth, in which a stockbroker takes advantage of the superstition to create a Wall Street panic on Friday the 13th. References to Friday the 13th were almost nonexistent before 1907.

- In the Roman calendar, Friday was devoted to Venus. In the Norse calendar, Friday was named after Frigga or Freya. The Christians didn’t like strong women, so they vilified Friday.

- There are 13 months in the pagan lunar calendar.

- Friday was Hangman’s Day in Britain.

- Apollo 13 was launched at 13:13 CST, and its oxygen tank ruptured on April 13, 1970.

None of these sound like really good reasons, do they? A 2000 superstition survey found this:

“…while only 13 percent of the population at large believes that Friday the 13th is an unlucky day, 30 percent of 18- to 24-year-olds think so. Interestingly, the nine installments of the horror movie series Friday the 13th were released during this set’s formative years (1980-1993). Coincidence? Perhaps.”

This is an entirely made up fear, but it affects many people. Some people avoid their normal routines on this day, to the tune of an estimated $800 to $900 million in lost business in the U.S.

It becomes a self-fulling prophesy. If you expect Friday the 13th to be unlucky, you’ll find evidence to support that. I’m sure some bad things happened on Friday the 13th, but are they really that much more significant than September 11th, Hitler’s invasion of Poland, Lincoln’s Assassination, etc?

How about this: decide that from now on, Friday the 13th is good luck. Just see what happens today. (You’ll get another chance next month.)

Logic Test From My Interview

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

I had a job interview today, where they gave me a logic test. I didn’t get to keep it, but I remembered most of the questions. Have fun!

1. Split 110 into two parts, so that one part is 150% of the other. What are the two numbers?

2. There are 100 people, and everyone is either a football player or a basketball player. There is at least one football player. For any two people, at least one of them is a basketball player. How many football players are there?

3. The number 8,549,176,320 is the only one of its kind. Can you figure out what’s so special about it?

4. There are 20 questions on a test. You gain 10 points for each correct answer, and lose 5 points for each incorrect answer. Someone answers all the questions and gets 125 points. How many questions did they get wrong?

5. Two coins add up to $0.55, and one of them is not a nickel. What are the two coins?

6. What is the biggest number you can make using two numbers? Just two numbers, no other mathematical symbols.
[When they say "just two numbers," I took that to mean two digits.]

7. The number of lilly pads in a pond doubles every day. Starting with just one lilly pad on the first day, the pond is completely covered with lilly pads after 60 days. How long did it take for the pond to be half covered?

8. An adult and two children need to cross a river. They have a boat that either child is able to handle by themselves. The boat can carry either the adult or both children, but not the adult and a child at the same time. How can they cross the river?

9. Someone introduces you to your mother’s only sister’s husband’s sister in law. He has no brothers. How do you address this person?
[This isn't stated too well, but I assume "he" refers to your mother's sister's husband.]

10. There are two different colors of socks in a drawer. Without looking at them, how many do you need to take out to ensure you have a matching pair?

11. According to someone’s will, $666,666 is to be divided between 2 fathers and 2 sons. They discuss it, and each person gets $222,222. Explain.

It’s Time To Reclaim Your Dreams

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

Reclaim Your Dreams

Are you living your dreams? Most people don’t even remember their dreams. They’ve buried them under a pile of excuses, disillusionment, and social conformity. Jonathan Mead wants to help us escape the grind and live by our dreams, with his new ebook Reclaim Your Dreams: An Uncommon Guide to Living on Your Own Terms.

When I come across ebooks like this, I often buy them because I think this is a hugely important topic. At the same time, because so much has been written about this topic already, it’s really hard for any new ebook to stand out.

So I bought it, not really knowing if it would be different from what I’ve read already. After all, it was only a few weeks ago when I read Career Renegade, a pretty darn thorough guide to making a great living doing what you love. Would Reclaim Your Dreams really be that different?

As it turns out, yes. Reclaim Your Dreams is very different from the other books I’ve read because it focuses on the “softer side,” if you will. Recognizing that a one-size-fits-all solution is no good, Jonathan takes us through the process of first creating space for our dreams to breathe and grow, then figuring out what they actually are (not what someone tells us they should be).

“Once I started seeing through the eyes of my heart — instead of a socially-conditioned lens — things started to transform dramatically.”

- Jonathan Mead

He talks about how we’re brainwashed, we’re giving away our power, and our minds are constantly conflicted. I’ve recently written about how I’ve felt conflicted between what I called lightworking and neutralworking, between making a living and being who I want to be. Jonathan knows how important it is to integrate your heart with your mind.

“Integrating your heart and mind is the main goal of this book. I’ve struggled with this a lot myself. I know how painful and discouraging it can be. If I can help you with anything, I want to help you with this.”

- Jonathan Mead

So I see this as the perfect complement to Career Renegade. It’s not going to tell you the specifics of how to make money, but it will bring you clarity and stop you from getting in your own way.

You’ll learn how to figure out your dreams, your purpose, and your values. You’ll learn how to overcome uncertainty, reclaim ownership of your time, and create your dream sanctuary. You’ll even write your own personal manifesto.

I’m still in the early draft stage of most of the exercises, but I did the one about finding your values. I had seen this particular exercise before, but I had never felt compelled to do it until now.

Jonathan suggests limiting your list to at most seven values–the seven that are most important for you to align your life with. Here’s what I came up with:

  • freedom
  • abundance
  • creativity
  • authenticity
  • knowledge
  • playfulness
  • contribution

I’m not completely happy with this list. Freedom and abundance are very similar, at least to me, so can I eliminate one? But they each have critical elements that the other one doesn’t. What about combining authenticity and knowledge into truth? But then that’s not really specific enough. Is playfulness really important enough to be on the list? More important than “not being a jerk?” Do I really care that much about contribution?

Still, having a good first draft is a lot better than what I had before, which was nothing. Thanks, Jonathan! Now I need to improve my alignment with these values.

This ebook is beautifully written, and it has a fantastic design that Jonathan did himself. I think you’ll find it very unconventional and inspiring. But don’t dally–Reclaim Your Dreams is only available at a discounted price until Friday.