Self Promotion For Wimps

September 7th, 2008

Havi Brooks Naomi Dunford

I’m not sure if this happened because of my Akashic record reading, but Havi Brooks (the one with the duck) and Naomi Dunford (pictured duckless) have created a course called “Self Promotion for Wimps: How to promote the hell out of that cool thing you do without being gross and/or getting tangled in scary, overwhelming horribleness.”

It’s a 6 week power course for creative types, small business owners, and people who are too busy freaking out to properly live their dreams. Yeah, that sounds like me.

They met each other through Twitter, and eventually had a conversation that went something like this:

Havi: Gee, Naomi. You know, every time I’ve put one of your marketing ideas into practice, I’ve made money. That’s so awesome.

Naomi: You rule. Every time I’ve put one of your stop-freaking-out ideas into practice I’ve made money. That IS awesome.

What’s interesting here is that they’re merging their two completely different areas of expertise (home business marketing and “not freaking out”) and making a course for “people who are ready to clear out the crap that’s standing in the way of their awesome life and start having more fun and making some money doing it.”

Starting this Wednesday, September 10th, they’ll be doing 6 weeks of group calls where they say what they’ve got to say, take questions live, and record the call for you. The call topics are explained on their landing page, but basically they’re going to help people get past their personal issues that are preventing them from actually making money from their business ideas. Here’s one example they give that I can definitely relate to:

“I’m NOT good enough, I’m NOT smart enough, and gosh darn it, people HATE me. There’s no way on God’s good earth that anyone will ever pay me for this. I totally suck. This was a stupid idea. Forget it, I’ll go back to my cubicle and/or bed and die.”

What you need is a phone, a thing you want to make big crazy progress on, and willingness to do a little homework. I’ve signed up and I don’t even have the “thing” nailed down yet. I figure that this course will address a major issue I’m having with making money from home (psychological blocks and limiting beliefs), be generic enough to apply to any business idea, and no matter what, it’s bound to be highly entertaining.

The only drawback is that it’s not cheap, but what did you expect for exclusive access to two superstars? The regular program (which I’m doing) includes 6 weeks of group calls, homework, recordings, notes, and “surprises,” for $205. The VIP option (limited to 8 people) includes all that plus one hour of private consulting with Havi, and one hour with the duckless wonder, for $365. But, use the coupon code “sale” to get $30 off either program. There’s also an affiliate program, so you can subsidize the cost that way.

For more details, read Self Promotion for Wimps. Hope to hear some of you on the calls!

Contest Winners, And Free Publicity

September 6th, 2008

Here are the winners of the “How To Be Miserable” Contest, sponsored by life coach Tim Brownson:

1st place: Hayden Tompkins at Persistent Illusion wins an hour of life coaching from Tim, for her post How To Be Miserable.

2nd place: Amanda at Becoming A Fiction Writer wins a signed copy of Tim’s book “Don’t Ask Stupid Questions - There Are No Stupid Questions,” for her post How to be miserable: Try to become a fiction writer!

Need a traffic boost? Michael Martine is offering a chance for people to get more blog subscribers and Twitter followers. Everyone leaves a link, and then checks out the other participants. I’m not sure what impact it’s had on my traffic, but I got about 25 new Twitter followers yesterday.

Have a personal development blog? Glen Allsopp at PluginID has created a personal development blog list, where an automated script ranks blogs based on Technorati and Alexa rankings, with Google PageRank serving as a tiebreaker. If you have a personal development blog, you can ask Glen to add it to the list. I’m currently #32.

Someone informed me that my “Email this article to a friend” links were broken. Apparently this broke when I upgraded WordPress, and I just needed to regenerate the permalinks. Thanks for the heads up, and it’s working now.

14 Life Lessons From Scarface

September 4th, 2008

Scarface
Image from Scarface (1983)

1. The world doesn’t really care where you came from.

Don’t think that you need to have a certain background to make it to the top. If you’re lucky enough to be born in a free country, or you’re able to make it to one, you have a shot. You can be a political refugee with an accent, a scar, no money, no skills, and no connections, but you’re free to decide at any point to not let it hold you back.

2. The world can be yours…

Using nothing but street smarts and determination, Tony Montana achieved his vision of the American Dream. He had money, power, respect…everything he always wanted.

3. …but it comes at a price.

On the other hand, he was lucky to even survive long enough to get to that point, and it ended up costing him everything. Before you pursue something, know what the price is, and decide whether you’re willing to pay it. And don’t envy someone until you know what they’ve been through to get to where there are.

4. Don’t underestimate the other guy’s greed.

This was lesson number one from Frank Lopez, and Tony ignored it. If you’re standing in the way of someone who will stop at nothing in their fanatical pursuit of power, you might want to watch out for them.

5. Don’t get high on your own supply.

This was lesson number two from Frank Lopez, and Tony ignored it as well. Of course, literally staying off drugs is always a good idea (as well as moderating your consumption of alcohol and caffeine). But beyond that, you don’t want to get so absorbed in what you’re doing that you forget who you are.

6. The guys that last are the guys who fly straight. Low-key, quiet. But the guys who want it all, chicas, champagne, flash…they don’t last.

(You know, if Tony listened to Frank once in a while, things would have turned out very differently.) Don’t obsess about the pie in the sky. Stay focused and don’t get greedy, and you’ll win in the long run.

7. When you get involved with the wrong people, sometimes no decision is the right one.

Tony sealed his doom when he refused to carry out a hit after the target’s wife and two kids unexpectedly got in the car. He had to choose between sacrificing three innocent people and sacrificing himself. This is why you don’t want to work with people whose values are different from yours. There will be a conflict of interests at some point, and possibly no way out.

8. All you have in this world is your balls and your word—don’t break them for anyone.

This isn’t literally true—you have much more than that—but the point is to live by your own code of ethics. If a criminal can do it, then we certainly can too.

9. Every day above ground is a good day.

Be gracious for what you have. Very often we take things for granted until they’re gone.

10. Don’t kill your best friend for no reason.

Kind of an obvious lesson, but important nonetheless. Relationships that take years to build can take an instant to destroy, so don’t act hastily.

11. When people want to play rough, you can either say “I give up” or “Say hello to my little friend!”

Everyone faces seemingly unwinnable showdowns at some point. Sometimes surrender is the best option, and sometimes it isn’t. But if you’re going to make a stand, then really do it.

12. Be careful when naming something after something else.

Oliver Stone named Tony Montana after his favorite football player, Joe Montana. The problem is that giving him a non-Cuban name destroys the illusion of the movie. He might as well have called him Tony Navratilova or Tony Abdul-Jabbar. Other people might not have the same attachment to your creation’s namesake that you do. Keep this in mind before calling your company something like Joe Montana Software, because all that matters is what other people think of it.

13. If the rose smells sweet enough, someone will be willing to snip off the thorns.

Editing Scarface for network TV presented some serious challenges, most notably finding someone willing to dub out 226 f-words. But someone decided it was worth doing, and got it done.

14. Have a contingency plan.

In the final shootout, Al Pacino badly burned his hand by grabbing his gun by the barrel, and had to sit out for a few weeks. Fortunately, they were able to use this time somewhat productively by shooting a lot of footage of the other people in this scene. It could have been a lot worse. You want to identify your high-risk areas, do what you can to mitigate the risk, and know what you’ll do if things fall through.

Rated R for brief cocaine-fueled maniacal machine gun / grenade launcher violence.

Related reading: The Criminally-Minded Approach for Achieving Goals by Al at 7P. Al reminded me that I had this draft post sitting around collecting dust since January. Apparently I wrote a list post! Who’da thunk it?

Akashic Record Reading With Akemi Gaines, Part 2

September 2nd, 2008

This is the second part of an interview with Akashic record reader Akemi Gaines. Be sure to read the first part, if you haven’t already.

Hunter: In part 1 we went over what the Akashic records are, and what you’d gain from having a reading. Now I’m going to get into some more theoretical questions. Akemi, it’s fine to say you don’t know the answers, since the questions are probably outside your job description. But I figured I should take advantage of this chance to ask, since I don’t know anyone else like you.

First of all, why do we need to clear our own souls? Why can’t God, or the universe, or our spirit guides, do it for us? After all, they know we don’t know how to do it on our own. It doesn’t seem like a great system, if soul damage passes down from one lifetime to the next, and everyone is handicapped without even knowing it.

Akemi: I love this question! I’ve been waiting for someone to ask me these fundamental questions!!

To answer that, we need to step back and think why we even bother to incarnate. My understanding is that souls incarnate into the physical bodies by choice. Free will and free choice are the biggest gift God (or the Universe, whatever you call) has given us.

And the ultimate purpose for coming to this physical world is to experience it. Back when we were simply spiritual beings, there were no pains, no troubles, and no loss nor gain, no particular fun – we just were. This was wonderful, but also kind of – boring.

This physical world, on the other hand, is like an amusement park. Vivid colors, entertaining music, so many people who each have different personalities, and we have the bodies to do things, too! We can ride a roller coaster and enjoy the ups and downs. We can stuff ourselves with cotton candies!

As we experience this world, we are learning. We figure there are causes and effects. If we eat too much cotton candies and ride the roller coaster, we might get really sick. Wow, we didn’t know that when we didn’t have the bodies! It tasted good at the time, but let’s stop at two cotton candies next time . . .

Soul-level learning is just like that. For example, if you curse (and I don’t mean just using bad words, but really cursing), say, your spouse that he or she can’t do anything right, you may get a temporary sense of fake superiority, but there are consequences. Now they start thinking they really can’t do anything right (if they buy into that curse). And the curse ties the two of you together so that you get to see the effects in the following lifetime. That person may not be your spouse this time, but maybe – your parent. So you are born to a parent who doesn’t think he or she can do things right – and this sucks. Your soul finally figures cursing is not a good idea. The soul grows a step closer to Divine Love, Light, and Truth.

Whether you are consciously aware or not, your soul is doing this learning, and seeks assistance in clearing the damages as it sees fit. But this has to happen with its free will. Some other forces doing the clearing without the soul’s request does not support its learning and growing process, so they respect your initiative.

Hunter: OK, we have to seek out the soul clearing as a part of free will. But let’s go back to what you said about incarnating by choice. When we were spiritual beings, we had a wonderful existence, but being the drama queens we were, we decided to start our own version of Melrose Place, because souls just wanna have fun? Didn’t we take a considerable risk in doing this, allowing our souls to be damaged and possibly never healed, just for some cotton candy?

Also, this thing about cursing…how does that happen exactly? How do we know if we cursed someone accidentally, and how do we undo it?

Akemi: Hmm . . . so you don’t think going to the amusement park is worth the fun even with potential risk of injury?

Now when I say fun, it’s not just about the cotton candy. It involves all the experiences. If amusement park is not an example that appeals to you, how about some sports? I personally don’t get why it’s so fun to chase a ball to hit it back to the other side, but some people love it, they love getting exhausted doing it, and they swear they learn so much about themselves and others doing it. I’d say the same about life. It may not be rosy and sweet all the time, but it’s worth it. Even with some risks.

BTW how much drama you want in your life is up to you. You don’t have to be the drama king ^_^

I’m sorry if I scared you about the curse story because that is just one of many things we can screw up. I don’t think we “accidentally” curse – the curse I’m talking about is the one you actually mean it. If you are cursing, you may not know the full consequences of doing it (which is the whole point) but you really intended wrong to someone.

There are various healing modalities beside my clearing. I heard EFT (Emotional Freedom Technique) works well. Or you can release and bless the person in your prayer.

Hunter: Are the Akashic records read-only, or could you screw up someone’s soul, change their past, give them negative energies, etc? If you looked up Hitler’s date and place of birth, could you locate his record, find out who has his soul now, and remove the evil?

Akemi: Hmm . . . I think there are several issues involved here.

First, accessing someone else’s Akashic records is a privilege the Akashic readers have in the Hall of Akashic Records. I retrieve and read the Akashic records with the assistance of my Akashic Record Guide. When a client places the order with their personal info, they are essentially giving me the permission to read their Akashic records.

So I don’t go around and read someone’s record who didn’t order me to do so. I don’t think it is appropriate of me to snoop around and my Guide would not help me in that. This is why I don’t do reading of celebs. It would be interesting to read the Akashic records of Barack Obama or Madonna, but no . . . not until they ask me to . . . and not Hitler’s, either . . .

You are also asking about manipulation on the Akashic records and the souls. These are two separate issues. As for changing the Akashic records, well, when we do the clearing, we ask them to delete negative info, so the answer is yes, they can be updated, but I think the Hall is well guarded so that negative manipulation won’t happen.

Manipulation on the soul is another story. There are a lot of negative souls and beings trying to get hold of you, to suck up some life energy from you, and to do other manipulations on your thinking and feeling. That is why we have the spheres of protection around us. Light is stronger than shadows.

Hunter: In part 1, you said you’d do a reading for someone we’re thinking of having a long-term relationship with, or someone we want to go into business with. Would they have to consent to the reading, or is it OK to read their record without their knowledge since the relationship will affect us?

Akemi: If you feel comfortable talking to the person to get their consent, that will be great. If not, I can do it on your behalf because they affect your life. This is totally accepted in the Hall of Akashic Records.

This is why I said I’d be happy to do reading for your family (biological or not) because they definitely influence your life. With friends and business associates, it depends, so I used the example of serious boyfriend / girlfriend or business partner. Your non-romantic but very close friends or your ex you can’t put closure in your mind are also okay. If you are unsure whether it is appropriate of you to order a reading for someone, please email me.

Hunter: Are humans special, or are we just apes who happened to evolve, rising to dominance only because the dinosaurs had been wiped out by chance? Do chimpanzees, our closest living relatives, have souls? If so, what about fish? If not, what about Neanderthals?

Akemi: I don’t really know the answer for this.

Hunter: OK, then on to the next question. I don’t know the right terminology, but what is the hierarchy of all the different planes? Like we have the physical plane that we know and love, but is there just one astral plane, or several? For that matter, are there other physical planes?

Are we at the bottom of the hierarchy? Some people say they can project into the astral plane, but I never see aliens projecting into the physical plane. Is it one-way?

Akemi: Terminology is indeed confusing. It is quite possible two individuals are using the same word to mean different things, or using two different terms to mean the same thing.

As I mentioned earlier, I think there are higher dimensions than this world we know. How many of such higher dimensions there are and how they look like, I don’t know. Some say there are up to twelve dimensions . . .

There are also astral planes. I heard there are seven positive and seven negative astrals. And we go there all the time, unconsciously, in our dreams. Conscious astral travel is yet another story.

Hunter: What does the journey of a soul look like? You’ve mentioned past lives before. If someone dies and their soul is reborn into another body, and then another body, and so on, what’s going on there? Is the soul trying to complete itself before moving on? If so, what needs to happen for the soul to be done, and where does it go next? Is there a grand scheme? Are some souls waiting at a finish line somewhere, and when they all get there, the universe will implode?

Akemi: Another great question! Let’s talk about the journey of the individual soul and our souls’ journey as a whole group.

Each soul comes to physical life with a purpose and a set of lessons it wants to take. The plan may work well, or not, and there may be unexpected events (remember we all have free will?) So when we die and cross over, we review our past lifetime and make a plan for the next. There is indeed a big plan, and we are working on it while having fun with the ups and downs of life.

Many souls are accelerating their spiritual growth now. Having the physical bodies is fun, but there are some drawbacks. So we are evolving to a new style of existence called “lightbodies.” This is why so many people are seeking spiritual assistance, like my Akashic record reading and clearing.

I’m not sure exactly what this looks like or what it takes for this process (sometimes called ascension) to happen. Personally, I think this is my last incarnation – I sure hope so. For some time, I thought I would be a spirit guide next time, but so many people seem to ignore their spirit guides that I’m starting to think working as spirit guide may not be so fun. So I’d like to ascend :)

Lightbodies are still individual existence. The ultimate goal of our spiritual evolution, I think, is to realize this was all about learning and we are really one with the Source. That is how it all started – the Source, being whole and perfect, wanted to experience itself as separate individuals, so the universe and all beings in it came to be. And we will go back there.

Hunter: You mentioned that people ignore their spirit guides. But how can we help that, if we can’t hear them? Are we supposed to be able to hear them? And if so, is it an actual voice, or is it something like noticing opportunities they put in our path?

Akemi: Spirit guides communicate with us in various ways. Some talk to you, and you sense words coming to you. If you are good at clairaudience, you may actually hear them. Some spirit guides show us pictures. Some touches you, and you sense someone just gave you a hug, or you get an itch. Some just puts a bunch of idea into you, like downloading a file and after that, you just know something.

The problem is most people dismiss these incoming messages. They don’t give credit to that subtle voice or the gut feelings, and go for that loud instructions from the ego.

When I do Spirit Guide Reading, my clients often start saying things like, “Oh, now I remember . . . this and this happened when I was young and I sensed someone speaking in me ‘Don’t go there!’ And it was good I didn’t because if I did, I could have been in big trouble . . .”

Communicating with your spirit guides is natural, but for many of us, it takes practice. As a starter, have some quiet time, ask a few questions to your spirit guides, and “listen” within. When you sense you are getting a message, don’t write it off as your “imagination” but trust and take action. You can start small, like what you might want to do this weekend.

Spirit guides also arrange synchronicities and other opportunities. (They really work hard!) But again, it is up to you to take notice and utilize the opportunity. If you don’t, they still work hard for you . . .

Hunter: OK Akemi, it was great having you here. Thanks for shedding so much light on Akashic record reading, and especially for putting up with my weird questions in part 2.

Akemi: Your questions are great and I enjoyed this interview very much. If someone has additional questions, please ask in the comment section, and I will do my best answering them.

As Akashic record reader and life coach, Akemi Gaines can help you improve your life and grow spiritually. She lives in Oregon, USA, but distance is not an issue for her reading. To learn more, check her website Akashic Record Reading. You might also want to subscribe to her blog, Yes to Me, to read articles like True Life Purpose Goes Beyond The Illusion Of Self.

Akashic Record Reading With Akemi Gaines, Part 1

September 1st, 2008

It’s time for another edition of Hunter’s Heroes: Ordinary People, Extraordinary Souls. This time, I’m going to be taking that tagline quite literally, as I talk to Akashic record reader Akemi Gaines.

You might know Akemi from her blog Yes to Me, which is mainly about entrepreneurship and life purpose. But more and more people are becoming interested in her Akashic record reading services. Since that’s not exactly an everyday topic, I’m very glad to be able to talk to her about it.

Hunter: Hi Akemi, and thanks for joining us. To start off, I’m sure that most people have never heard of the Akashic records. Can you explain what they are?

Akemi: Hi Hunter and the wonderful readers, it’s a joy to be here today. And I’m thrilled you named this interview series “Ordinary People, Extraordinary SOULS” because that is what the Akashic records are about.

While so many people identify with their physical bodies and their thinking minds, that is not the whole picture of us. We have souls – or more accurately, we are souls having the bodies and minds.

Everything that a soul has experienced through its many lifetimes is recorded and that is called Akashic records. The word “Akashic” is derived from the Sanskrit word “akasha,” which means sky or space.

Hunter: Before we go any further, I think we have to address the issue of skepticism, since we both know what a lot of people are thinking right now.

If you hear about something for the first time and aren’t immediately on board, I don’t think that’s skepticism, that’s just normal. To me, skepticism means having an attitude of “guilty until proven innocent.” I find it more constructive to have the humility to admit that we don’t know everything, and take it from there without rushing to an uninformed judgment.

Let’s face it, we don’t live in Star Trek world, and science still has a ways to go. We laugh at people who thought the world was flat, but then we often turn around and commit the same logical fallacy. Would you have been open-minded enough to consider the possibility that the world was round, when you could plainly see that it was flat?

Even if there’s currently no scientific evidence of the Akashic records (and I don’t know, maybe there is), it would be unscientific to declare that they don’t exist. There was no evidence of lucid dreaming either for thousands of years, until someone finally figured out how to prove it. Of course, that doesn’t mean that everything is automatically true, but I’m just saying that we don’t need to reach a verdict today.

Akemi, do you have anything to add to this?

Akemi: Wow, Hunter, that is exactly how I’d address the point.

Physically we live in the three dimensional world. If there are higher dimensions, the beings in the higher dimension have no problem understanding and accessing the lower dimensions, but the other way around is very difficult. We may observe the signs here and there, but understanding what it is like in the higher dimension is extremely challenging. But it doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

Hunter: Why would somebody want to have their Akashic record read? What kinds of things could they gain from that knowledge?

Akemi: There are so much benefit . . . how many words am I allowed to use here?

Basically, if someone feels they are bumping their head against invisible wall, please consider the possibility that there IS an invisible wall blocking their growth. In other words, if someone has the good intention for personal development and still find themselves doing the same old things over and over, or just can’t let go of their negative feelings, there is a good reason.

The condition of the soul affects us mentally, emotionally, and even physically. So it can cause all kinds of problems – from sleep problem or persistent anxiety to toxic relationships and obsessive behaviors.

It also helps our spiritual development tremendously, so if someone is serious about it, it is well worth it.

My reading is clearing-oriented. By that I mean I check the past events as they relate to the current blocks my clients are facing.

It may be entertaining to learn that you were a general of Napoleon or you were killed in a witch trial, but then, so what? I don’t see much value in learning this kind of info so I don’t go in there, unless it has something to do with the energetic restrictions the client is facing NOW. If it has indeed caused the invisible block, then I gather enough info to understand what happened so that we know what we are clearing.

Hunter: Actually, I would definitely find it worthwhile to know a little about our past lives, even if that knowledge doesn’t help us beyond entertainment value. So even though the focus of the reading should be on clearing the current blocks, if I was Attila the Hun I’d like to know it!

Moving on, how do you go about reading the Akashic records? Do you do it in a dream, in a trance, by astral projection, etc? Do you see the records, feel them, hear them, etc? And using only the person’s current name, name at birth, birth date, and place of birth, how can you locate a specific record? Is it more like looking through the index at the back of a book, or more like a Google search?

Akemi: I go into the Hall of Akashic Records, where all the Akashic records are stored – energetically. So I’ll be in a slightly modified condition, but it’s nothing like you call “trance.” I can pick up the phone and carry a conversation just fine (not that I want to do so while I’m doing the reading, though).

I need to give credit to my Akashic Record Guide (or Akashic Record Keeper) here. I ask for the specific record with the identification info, and boom, he brings it in. Thank you!

I’ve had no problem locating the record just with these info, so I guess it is enough. In terms of how I read it – it’s a combination of sensing, seeing, hearing, with lots and lots of probing questioning.

Hunter: Questioning? You mean you’re not just passively reading the record, but it actually listens to you to know what information to give you?

Akemi: Yes, and that is the challenging part. The Akashic records hold everything – all events, thoughts, feelings, in detail . . . It will totally crash my poor little brain if I try to read them all, or even close to it. So I need to carefully choose and craft my questions to know specific points in the records, which goes back to the discussion that I focus on the issues that are causing problems to my clients now, and just enough information to understand what happened.

Hunter: What is it that gives you personally the ability to read the Akashic records? Are you special somehow, or did you just learn how to do it? Did you learn from a person, a book, or what? Is it theoretically possible for anyone to learn how to do it?

Akemi: I had my own reading and was so impressed that I decided to learn how to do it myself.

Let’s see if I can explain the ability issue with analogy. I think everyone can cook. At least, everyone can cook to feed themselves with something warm. Maybe they can cook well to feed their family and friends. And some seem to have the gift to just know how to season a dish wonderfully. Some go ahead and cook professionally. But then, some insist they can’t even boil an egg.

Psychic ability is like that. I think everyone has the ability to cook, with open-mind and some practice, but not everyone will. Some have higher aptitude and can do some favor for the loved ones quite naturally. To cook for many others, it takes training and experience, better aptitude, and most importantly, the passion for it. Reading the Akashic records is one special area of psychic practice.

Hunter: When you do readings, I’m sure some people approach it as a test to see how accurate you are, but I wasn’t thinking of my reading as a test.

Looking back on it now, I see that my reading contained (1) some parts that seemed very accurate, but which were related to things you already knew about me, (2) some parts that seemed very accurate, related to things you didn’t know about me, (3) some parts that I couldn’t confirm, but only because my memory isn’t good enough, and (4) many parts that I couldn’t confirm, because they relate to things we can’t see.

If I had a reading from someone else, how consistent would it be with the reading I got from you? While some readers out there are bound to just be pretending, if two people are able to accurately read the Akashic records, they should give basically the same information for the same person, right?

Akemi: Well, most of my clients are people that I know only by their names until I actually set up the phone session, and they confirm the accuracy of my reading. If you’d like to “test” me, you can order the reading for someone I don’t know, like your mother . . . (Don’t worry, Hunter, I know you didn’t say that in a bad way).

I’d be happy to do reading for my clients’ family members, close friends, and anyone who has or will have significant influence on my clients’ life, like the person you are seriously thinking of having a long-term relationship with or the person you want to go into business with.

I agree with you that two Akashic readers should be able to give you basically the same reading. Have I verified it yet? Not really, and I guess I’m not responsible for other readers. I’ve had just one client who already had her Akashic record read before by another, and I read basically the same (and some more, actually).

To be fair, I’m going to say the accuracy level of my reading has some room for improvement. The other day, for example, I read that my client experienced significant sense of loss when she was about seven, and I figured someone in her family died then. I thought it was her father. Upon our phone session, she confirmed the loss, but it was her grandfather who was, according to her, “like my father.” We could still address the issue this event caused and I think my finding was good and accurate, but yes, it can be improved further.

Hunter: Part of your service is customized homework to clear any blockages, damage, negative energies, and so forth, to get their soul in tip-top shape. How common is it for a soul to have problems, and should someone feel bad if their soul isn’t in mint condition?

Akemi: All my clients have soul level issues, more or less, so don’t worry about it. In other words, the true reason a client is coming to me is because they sense their soul-level issues. They may not be consciously aware of this, but deep inside, they know.

If it were me, I’d feel bad ignoring that inner feeling and not taking care of the issues.

Falling and straining your ankle is not bad – not taking care of the injury may be.

Now, I don’t want to disappoint you, Hunter, but . . . the Akashic Record Reading you had (I also call it the comprehensive profile reading) addresses the major, most harmful damages on your soul. It is very comprehensive, and maybe you are fine just with that reading and clearing, but it doesn’t cover everything. For people who may find additional issues, I offer Life Situation Reading as follow-up service.

But believe me, what you got in your first reading is plenty. If I put more things in it, I might send my clients into healing crisis.

Hunter: I definitely wouldn’t make your Akashic Record Reading any more comprehensive. Like most people, I hadn’t ever really thought about my soul before, and I was almost overwhelmed by how much information you gave me. It was a LOT to take in all at once, and a great value for the money. For anyone considering getting a reading from you, I would definitely pay the extra fee for the written summary. It’s way too much information to write down, especially when you’re in shock, and you don’t want to pay for the reading and then not have a written record.

After getting my reading and doing my 21-day homework, I’ve noticed that I feel much less stressed than before. In March, I started trying to go for 21 consecutive days without complaining, but it was very rare for me to even make it a week. I had my reading on July 15th, finished my homework on August 9th, and finished my 21 consecutive days of being complaint free on August 25th.

But also, I had some shakeups in my life at the same time, so it’s really hard to determine cause and effect. Anyway, how often do your clients report noticing changes soon after the reading, and what kinds of changes?

Akemi: Hunter, you are lucky you experienced the changes in a mild, gradual way ^_^ Some clients report big changes . . . and while the Spirit will never give anyone more than they can handle, huge changes are tough, you know.

In fact, I just received the testimonial from home business marketer Naomi Dunford, who reported me one of the most dramatic changes I’ve heard so far. It’s on the landing page of my Akashic Record Reading site, please scroll down all the way to read it.

Because time is non-linear on the spiritual plane, it can happen really fast, like immediately after ordering the reading, even before I talk with the client. The Spirit knows you have commitment and will do the clearing, and rewards you back well.

Many clients report feeling light and happy. They start seeing the opportunities and possibilities they previously didn’t notice. They are more in control of their lives, literally. Some see improvement in their physical health. (I just mentioned some clients report improvement in their health. I didn’t say I can cure illness – please consider this as my disclaimer. I’m an Akashic record reader, not a health care professional of any kind. If I may add, YOU have within you the ability to heal yourself of many of your ailments.)

Hunter: Well, this interview is getting really long, so we’d better split it into two parts. Let’s end part 1 with one last question: does this have anything to do with quantum physics?

Akemi: Oh, God, the question about quantum physics! I’ve seen so many people, from well-known Law of Attraction teachers to anyone who happened to mumble those words chastised! Do I have to volunteer to join the rank?

I just have no idea about quantum physics, really. Or physics in general, for that matter.

Hunter: Well, we’ve covered the basics of the Akashic records here in part 1. In part 2, I’ll grill Akemi with the really tough questions about what it all means. Don’t miss the exciting conclusion - subscribe now!

Update: Part 2 has been posted.

Akemi: In the meantime, if someone has additional questions, please ask in the comment section, and I will do my best answering them.

Akemi Gaines

As Akashic record reader and life coach, Akemi Gaines can help you improve your life and grow spiritually. She lives in Oregon, USA, but distance is not an issue for her reading. To learn more, check her website Akashic Record Reading. You might also want to subscribe to her blog, Yes to Me, to read articles like True Life Purpose Goes Beyond The Illusion Of Self.

A Complaint Free World: 21 Day Champion

August 31st, 2008

Complaint free bracelet

On March 31st, I wrote a post about A Complaint Free World, a movement started by Rev. Will Bowen. People complain 15-30 times a day on average, but this complaining really doesn’t do any good. And Bowen has a simple idea for fixing it.

Just put on one of his purple bracelets. If you ever complain, switch it to the other wrist. When you keep it on the same wrist for 21 days in a row, you’ve established a habit of not complaining, and life is better.

A couple days ago, Will Bowen found my blog, I guess through a Google search (I’m currently #24 for “a complaint free world”). Someone from his organization emailed and called me, saying they wanted to send me a copy of their book, as well as the bracelets I requested a while back but haven’t received yet. Not that I’m complaining! But their all-volunteer staff is really backed up, and they’ve had problems with fraudulent requests and so forth. I’ve been using a bracelet that I got from alternate productivity superdude Clay Collins.

What makes this even better is the timing. When they contacted me, I had just completed the 21 day challenge 4 days earlier. So they offered to send me a complaint free t-shirt, and reminded me that I could have my name added to the list of 21 Day Complaint Free Champions.

It took me 5 months to go for 21 consecutive days without complaining, which is within the typical range of 4-10 months. Rev. Will Bowen took three and a half months to finish, and Tim Ferriss took three months (not sure why, the guy only works 4 hours a week). I showed very gradual progress, taking a week to make it one day without complaining, and taking maybe three months to make it a week without complaining.

What I noticed early on is that I felt very vulnerable when I didn’t allow myself to complain, like I had deprived myself of an essential means of defense. When talking to people, I felt like I had to be very careful not to say what was on my mind, and just take whatever they said without reacting much. But this feeling faded pretty fast.

The day after I started, I found that someone who had done something for me made a mistake that really needed to be fixed. I didn’t know what to do. Did I have to just accept what they had done, and live with the innocent but awful mistake? I checked the website for a loophole.

Fortunately, the website said you’re allowed to inform someone of a mistake that needs to be corrected. You just can’t get all emotional about it. So with that in mind, I found that complaining, as they define it, really wasn’t the necessary part of life that we make it out to be. I considered myself to be a low-volume complainer when I started, but I was surprised to see how much I complained without noticing. And I’ve noticed that a lot of people pick some really stupid things to complain about.

I’ve come a long way, but I’m certainly not perfect about not complaining. They say that complaints don’t count if you keep them in your head, and I’ve needed to use that technicality to make it for 21 days. I still complain in my head more than I’d like to, so I’m still working on that. But I was really surprised that I managed to not complain out loud when I upgraded to WordPress 2.6 and couldn’t log in to my blog.

So far, I only know for sure of one person who I’ve gotten to wear the bracelet. He’s been inconsistent with wearing it, and ironically, he’s been complaining that the bracelet isn’t comfortable. But he’s trying, and that’s really the point. Just make an effort, and you’ll get there eventually.

Are you complaint free? If not, what’s stopping you?

Is There Anything New Under The Sun?

August 29th, 2008

Sun
Photo by Gaetan Lee

“What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun.” - Ecclesiastes 1:9

I see a lot of people complaining that there’s nothing new out there.

True, since the big bang, all we’ve done is rearrange the same subatomic particles that have always existed. A new baby’s DNA is just a mix of its parents’. Any new words we make up just come from the same 26 letters. There are only so many different storylines in all the books and movies in the world. Anything you will ever do in your life has already been done by billions of people before you.

So what?

When you see a naked woman, do you complain that it’s nothing new? For the ladies, when you see diamonds and shoes, do you think, “Oh crap, more diamonds and shoes?”

Why isn’t it sufficient for things to be “new enough?” There’s a big middle ground between “never before seen since the dawn of time” and “rehashed tripe.” What’s wrong with a reminder of something we haven’t thought about in a long time, or seeing something presented in a different way, or just getting more of something we haven’t had enough of yet?

Have we really gotten bored with everything the universe has to offer already?

The Abraham Simpson Guide To Being Miserable

August 24th, 2008

Abraham Simpson
Image from The Simpsons

Abraham Simpson, also known as “Grampa,” is well known to fans of The Simpsons around the world. One of the leading experts on misery, he can teach us much about how to live more miserable lives. Here are some of his most important lessons.

1. Don’t take any crap from inanimate objects.

Being inanimate is just another excuse for being lazy, and we have to show these objects who’s boss. Abraham’s crowning achievement was being featured in the newspaper for yelling at a fluffy white cloud. In his day, clouds respected their elders. Nowadays, they’re floating around like they own the place. Don’t let them.

2. Be a lousy father.

Your kids probably won’t take care of you in your golden years, so why not get revenge in advance? Your children are the future…unless you stop them.

When his son Homer was six years old, Abraham told him, “Homer, you’re dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!”

When Homer grew up, one day he realized that his parents never told him his middle name. When he asked what it was, Abraham said, “How should I know? It was your mother’s job to name you, and love you and such. I was mainly in it for the spanking.”

3. Write letters to complain about anything that isn’t exactly how you like it.

Abraham wrote a letter to the president, saying “Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.” While he didn’t specify which ones should be cut in the letter, on another occasion he said, “I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah.”

He also wrote a letter to complain about the commercials on TV, saying, “Dear advertisers, I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again. Number one: bra. Number two: horny. Number three: family jewels.”

While many people would let these things slide, Abraham knows that the squeaky wheel gets the grease. If you’re not part of the solution, then you’re part of the problem.

4. Make enemies with animals.

While humans deserve most of your wrath, animals aren’t automatically exempt. Every one of them is a potential threat, and you can never let your guard down.

Abraham once underestimated a turtle, who stole his false teeth and ran off. Adding insult to injury, when he finally caught up, the turtle bit him with his own teeth.

When a gorilla threatened to move in on his girlfriend, Abraham vowed to give him the frowning of a lifetime.

He was looking for a new pet at the retirement home, after they “accidentally killed that smart mouth bird.” Sure, “accidentally.”

5. Remain stuck in the past. Preferably, a past that never actually happened.

Abraham is very much stuck in a past that he created with his imagination, as well as what he was able to piece together from sugar packets. The past is much more important than the present, because you can make it whatever you want it to be, as long as you don’t get caught.

He claims to have invented the toilet, turned cats and dogs against each other, canceled Star Trek, lived in the head of the Statue of Liberty, been spanked by Grover Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions, nearly killed Hitler with a javelin in the 1936 Olympics, invented kissing as a new way of spreading germs in World War I, and died in World War II.

Go ahead, try to prove him wrong (well, maybe we can prove he didn’t die in World War II since he’s alive today). Anything that’s not verifiably false is true enough. Don’t pay any attention to the present, because soon enough it becomes the past, and then you can change it to your liking.

This post is a sample entry for my “How To Be Miserable” Contest, sponsored by life coach Tim Brownson. Enter for your chance to win a book or a coaching session!

“How To Be Miserable” Contest

August 24th, 2008

Well gang, we’ve just seen 1,000 Ways To Be Happy. But in the interest of living a balanced life, we should now explore the art of being miserable.

I’m running a contest sponsored by professional life coach Tim Brownson. Tim is offering these terrific prizes:

  • A full life coaching session of one hour. (Tim suggests that helping the person understand their values would be most beneficial, but he’s happy to let them decide what they want the session to cover.)
  • A signed copy of his book “Don’t Ask Stupid Questions - There Are No Stupid Questions” (mailed anywhere in the world).
  • A copy of his ebook “Know Yourself - Change Yourself.”

The 1st place finisher will choose the prize they want, the 2nd place finisher will choose from the remaining two prizes, and the 3rd place finisher will get the remaining prize.

To enter the contest, you’ll write a post about how to be miserable. To see some sample ways to be miserable, and to get an idea about the spirit of the contest, watch Tim’s video Ways To Be Miserable.

There are three steps to entering:

1. Write a post about how to be miserable. The style and format is up to you. You might pick your favorite method of misery and describe it in detail, or you might write a list post, or you might record a video post…whatever works for you. Entries will be judged by Tim and me on the basis of originality, humor, and insight.

2. Link to both Tim and me in your post. Exactly how you do that is up to you, just use decent keywords in the link text. Here are some examples of how you might do it:

“Hunter Nuttall is running a contest on his personal development blog, sponsored by life coach Tim Brownson.” (links go to our main pages)

or

“I came across this ‘How To Be Miserable’ Contest that Hunter is running, based on Tim Brownson’s Ways To Be Miserable Video.” (links go to specific posts)

3. Leave a comment below to tell us you’ve entered the contest. We want to be able to see all the entries in one place, so just leave a comment below saying “Hi, my post about how to be miserable is here: http://…” Of course, you’re welcome to leave a comment without having entered the contest. And don’t worry about someone else reading your post and stealing your ideas, because we’ll know who wrote what first.

I’ll write a misery post just for fun and to demonstrate a sample entry, not to actually enter the contest. On the other hand, if we don’t have at least three people enter, then heck yeah I’ll claim a prize–I want that coaching!

(BTW, in my last contest, I said that if you entered but didn’t win, your entry would roll forward to the next contest. Obviously that won’t work here since this isn’t a random drawing, so your entry from last time will roll forward to the next contest after this one.)

All entries must be received by 11:59 PM EST Monday, September 1, 2008. Good luck, and may the most miserable person win!

1,000 Ways To Be Happy

August 21st, 2008

Because apparently the blogosphere doesn’t have enough already…

  1. Take a walk.
  2. Learn a new language.
  3. Talk to a child.
  4. Play with a child.
  5. Adopt a child.
  6. Work on your 5-year plan.
  7. Set realistic goals.
  8. Cross something off your todo list.
  9. Stop and smell the roses.
  10. Pretend to be a marine biologist.
  11. Hug someone.
  12. Kiss someone.
  13. Do something else with someone.
  14. Digg something.
  15. Forgive yourself.
  16. Forgive someone else.
  17. Empty your spam folder.
  18. Shake someone’s hand.
  19. Start a business.
  20. Make a list of things you’re thankful for.
  21. Stop complaining.
  22. Stretch.
  23. Make someone else happy.
  24. Bake a cake from scratch.
  25. Give excess stuff to charity.
  26. Volunteer at a soup kitchen.
  27. Play pinball.
  28. Sing.
  29. Listen to music.
  30. Listen to a car alarm as if it were music.
  31. Call a friend and just chat.
  32. Quit your job.
  33. Use positive affirmations.
  34. Do some spring cleaning.
  35. Tell a joke.
  36. Decide not to keep up with the Joneses.
  37. Buy an expensive car and give it to the Joneses, just to mess with them.
  38. Draw something.
  39. Start a garden.
  40. Quit smoking.
  41. Get some fresh air.
  42. Just decide to be happy.
  43. Practice origami.
  44. Jump in puddles.
  45. Stay focused on the moment.
  46. Dream.
  47. Buckle your seat belt.
  48. Balance your checkbook.
  49. Do laundry.
  50. Don’t sweat the small stuff.
  51. Put on a fake moustache and go around telling everyone you’re looking for your long lost twin.
  52. Go to church.
  53. Stop going to church.
  54. Only watch TV shows that make you feel better.
  55. Start hitting yourself, and see how good it feels when you stop.
  56. Get enough sleep.
  57. Cross the street.
  58. Obey the law.
  59. Lose weight.
  60. Gain weight.
  61. Refinance your mortgage.
  62. Pick your battles carefully.
  63. Find a feather.
  64. Go to the Super Bowl.
  65. Go to the World Series.
  66. Go to the Olympics.
  67. Go to a party.
  68. Have your portrait painted.
  69. Watch the launch of the space shuttle.
  70. Eat a box of donuts.
  71. Brew your own beer.
  72. Grow a beard.
  73. Write a fan letter.
  74. Do jury duty.
  75. Go to Oktoberfest.
  76. Be a mentor.
  77. Teach a kid to read.
  78. Write your mission statement.
  79. Watch a lunar eclipse.
  80. Celebrate a made-up holiday.
  81. Support a cause.
  82. Drive across America.
  83. Count the stars.
  84. FTP a file.
  85. Go to the beach.
  86. Ride a roller coaster.
  87. Go fishing.
  88. Go hot air ballooning.
  89. Go camping.
  90. Stop worrying about what other people think.
  91. Compliment someone.
  92. Take up photography.
  93. Dye your hair blue and pretend you don’t know it’s blue.
  94. Have phone sex with a telemarketer.
  95. Stop watching the news.
  96. Vote for someone who’s not George W. Bush.
  97. Switch to Gmail.
  98. Switch to Firefox.
  99. Switch shampoos.
  100. Clip coupons.
  101. Light a candle.
  102. Go to a museum.
  103. Change a tire.
  104. Change a diaper.
  105. Go dancing.
  106. Sneeze.
  107. Make a time capsule.
  108. Read articles about how to be happy.
  109. Stop being a perfectionist.
  110. Dress up like a clown.
  111. Floss.
  112. Stop being envious.
  113. Stop being fearful.
  114. Stop being angry.
  115. Stop being sad.
  116. Talk to someone about your problems and realize how stupid they sound.
  117. Drop out of school.
  118. Go back to school.
  119. Look at trees.
  120. Count to 1,000,000.
  121. Go quack at some ducks.
  122. Take the stairs instead of the elevator.
  123. Take a kid’s nose and eventually give it back.
  124. Do a good deed.
  125. Perform CPR on someone (when the situation warrants it).
  126. Become an organ donor.
  127. Visit the library.
  128. Embrace simplicity.
  129. Lower your expectations.
  130. Wash your hands.
  131. Read a random article on Wikipedia.
  132. See how fast you can run.
  133. See how high you can jump.
  134. Mow the lawn.
  135. Learn sign language.
  136. Learn Pig Latin.
  137. Teach your kids Pig Latin as their native language.
  138. Subscribe to a blog.
  139. Get married.
  140. Get divorced.
  141. Say please.
  142. Say thank you.
  143. Say you’re welcome.
  144. Leave comments on a blog.
  145. Read a blog post.
  146. Write a blog post.
  147. Read a book.
  148. Write a book.
  149. Watch a movie.
  150. Write a movie script.
  151. Read a haiku.
  152. Write a haiku.
  153. Read a sonnet.
  154. Write a sonnet.
  155. Visit Alabama.
  156. Visit Alaska.
  157. Visit Arizona.
  158. Visit Arkansas.
  159. Visit California.
  160. Visit Colorado.
  161. Visit Connecticut.
  162. Visit Delaware.
  163. Visit Florida.
  164. Visit Georgia.
  165. Visit Hawaii.
  166. Visit Idaho.
  167. Visit Illinois.
  168. Visit Indiana.
  169. Visit Iowa.
  170. Visit Kansas.
  171. Visit Kentucky.
  172. Visit Louisiana.
  173. Visit Maine.
  174. Visit Maryland.
  175. Visit Massachusetts.
  176. Visit Michigan.
  177. Visit Minnesota.
  178. Visit Mississippi.
  179. Visit Missouri.
  180. Visit Montana.
  181. Visit Nebraska.
  182. Visit Nevada.
  183. Visit New Hampshire.
  184. Visit New Jersey.
  185. Visit New Mexico.
  186. Visit New York.
  187. Visit North Carolina.
  188. Visit North Dakota.
  189. Visit Ohio.
  190. Visit Oklahoma.
  191. Visit Oregon.
  192. Visit Pennsylvania.
  193. Visit Rhode Island.
  194. Visit South Carolina.
  195. Visit South Dakota.
  196. Visit Tennessee.
  197. Visit Texas.
  198. Visit Utah.
  199. Visit Vermont.
  200. Visit Virginia.
  201. Visit Washington, D.C.
  202. Visit Washington state.
  203. Visit West Virginia.
  204. Visit Wisconsin.
  205. Visit Wyoming.
  206. Visit Albania.
  207. Visit Algeria.
  208. Visit Andorra.
  209. Visit Angola.
  210. Visit Antigua and Barbuda.
  211. Visit Argentina.
  212. Visit Armenia.
  213. Visit Australia.
  214. Visit Austria.
  215. Visit Azerbaijan.
  216. Visit the Bahamas.
  217. Visit Bahrain.
  218. Visit Bangladesh.
  219. Visit Barbados.
  220. Visit Belarus.
  221. Visit Belgium.
  222. Visit Belize.
  223. Visit Benin.
  224. Visit Bhutan.
  225. Visit Bolivia.
  226. Visit Bosnia and Herzegovina.
  227. Visit Botswana.
  228. Visit Brazil.
  229. Visit Brunei.
  230. Visit Bulgaria.
  231. Visit Burkina Faso.
  232. Visit Burundi.
  233. Visit Cambodia.
  234. Visit Cameroon.
  235. Visit Canada.
  236. Visit Cape Verde.
  237. Visit Chad.
  238. Visit Chile.
  239. Visit China.
  240. Visit Colombia.
  241. Visit Comoros.
  242. Visit Costa Rica.
  243. Visit Côte d’Ivoire.
  244. Visit Croatia.
  245. Visit Cuba.
  246. Visit Cyprus.
  247. Visit Czech Republic.
  248. Visit Denmark.
  249. Visit Djibouti.
  250. Visit Dominica.
  251. Visit the Dominican Republic.
  252. Visit East Timor.
  253. Visit Ecuador.
  254. Visit Egypt.
  255. Visit El Salvador.
  256. Visit Equatorial Guinea.
  257. Visit Eritrea.
  258. Visit Estonia.
  259. Visit Ethiopia.
  260. Visit Fiji.
  261. Visit Finland.
  262. Visit France.
  263. Visit Gabon.
  264. Visit the Gambia.
  265. Visit Germany.
  266. Visit Greece.
  267. Visit Grenada.
  268. Visit Guatemala.
  269. Visit Guinea.
  270. Visit Guinea-Bissau.
  271. Visit Guyana.
  272. Visit Honduras.
  273. Visit Hungary.
  274. Visit Iceland.
  275. Visit India.
  276. Visit Indonesia.
  277. Visit Ireland.
  278. Visit Israel.
  279. Visit Italy.
  280. Visit Jamaica.
  281. Visit Japan.
  282. Visit Jordan.
  283. Visit Kazakhstan.
  284. Visit Kenya.
  285. Visit Kiribati.
  286. Visit Kuwait.
  287. Visit Kyrgyzstan.
  288. Visit Laos.
  289. Visit Latvia.
  290. Visit Lesotho.
  291. Visit Liberia.
  292. Visit Liechtenstein.
  293. Visit Lithuania.
  294. Visit Luxembourg.
  295. Visit Macedonia.
  296. Visit Madagascar.
  297. Visit Malawi.
  298. Visit Malaysia.
  299. Visit Maldives.
  300. Visit Mali.
  301. Visit Malta.
  302. Visit the Marshall Islands.
  303. Visit Mauritania.
  304. Visit Mauritius.
  305. Visit Mexico.
  306. Visit Micronesia.
  307. Visit Moldova.
  308. Visit Monaco.
  309. Visit Mongolia.
  310. Visit Montenegro.
  311. Visit Morocco.
  312. Visit Mozambique.
  313. Visit Namibia.
  314. Visit Nauru.
  315. Visit Nepal.
  316. Visit the Netherlands.
  317. Visit New Zealand.
  318. Visit Nicaragua.
  319. Visit Niger.
  320. Visit Nigeria.
  321. Visit Norway.
  322. Visit Oman.
  323. Visit Palau.
  324. Visit Panama.
  325. Visit Papua New Guinea.
  326. Visit Paraguay.
  327. Visit Peru.
  328. Visit the Philippines.
  329. Visit Poland.
  330. Visit Portugal.
  331. Visit Qatar.
  332. Visit Romania.
  333. Visit Russia.
  334. Visit Rwanda.
  335. Visit Saint Kitts and Nevis.
  336. Visit Saint Lucia.
  337. Visit Saint Vincent and the Grenadines.
  338. Visit Samoa.
  339. Visit San Marino.
  340. Visit São Tomé and Príncipe.
  341. Visit Senegal.
  342. Visit Serbia.
  343. Visit Seychelles.
  344. Visit Sierra Leone.
  345. Visit Singapore.
  346. Visit Slovakia.
  347. Visit Slovenia.
  348. Visit the Solomon Islands.
  349. Visit South Africa.
  350. Visit Spain.
  351. Visit Suriname.
  352. Visit Swaziland.
  353. Visit Sweden.
  354. Visit Switzerland.
  355. Visit Syria.
  356. Visit Tajikistan.
  357. Visit Tanzania.
  358. Visit Thailand.
  359. Visit Togo.
  360. Visit Tonga.
  361. Visit Trinidad and Tobago.
  362. Visit Tunisia.
  363. Visit Turkey.
  364. Visit Turkmenistan.
  365. Visit Tuvalu.
  366. Visit Uganda.
  367. Visit the Ukraine.
  368. Visit the United Kingdom.
  369. Visit Uruguay.
  370. Visit Uzbekistan.
  371. Visit Vanuatu.
  372. Visit Vatican City.
  373. Visit Venezuela.
  374. Visit Vietnam.
  375. Visit Zambia.
  376. Stumble something.
  377. Do pushups.
  378. Go jogging.
  379. Smile.
  380. Laugh.
  381. Swim (backstroke).
  382. Swim (breaststroke).
  383. Swim (butterfly).
  384. Swim (freestyle).
  385. Go diving.
  386. Take deep breaths.
  387. Meditate.
  388. Do jumping jacks.
  389. Do cartwheels.
  390. Stretch.
  391. Go canoeing.
  392. Lie in a hammock.
  393. Go to the zoo.
  394. Solve the Towers of Babylon.
  395. Play basketball.
  396. Play baseball.
  397. Go bowling.
  398. Play volleyball.
  399. Play beach volleyball.
  400. Play tennis.
  401. Ride a horse.
  402. Play rugby.
  403. Play cricket.
  404. Do crunches.
  405. Go on a picnic.
  406. Learn how to juggle.
  407. Learn how to solve Rubik’s Cube.
  408. Practice speedcubing.
  409. Play soccer.
  410. Do a jigsaw puzzle.
  411. Do sudoku.
  412. Do a crossword puzzle.
  413. Play golf.
  414. Practice yoga.
  415. Do a headstand.
  416. Throw away your PDA.
  417. Play ultimate frisbee.
  418. Play underwater football.
  419. Play underwater rugby.
  420. Play water polo.
  421. Learn how to ride a unicycle.
  422. Learn morse code.
  423. Go scuba diving.
  424. Go snorkeling.
  425. Take up archery.
  426. Take up painting.
  427. Take up sculpture.
  428. Take up auto racing.
  429. Go surfing.
  430. Go bodyboarding.
  431. Go skateboarding.
  432. Go hang gliding.
  433. Go skiing.
  434. Go cross-country skiing.
  435. Go snowboarding.
  436. Make a snowman.
  437. Make snow angels.
  438. Go sailing.
  439. Play bocce.
  440. Play dodgeball.
  441. Play kickball.
  442. Have a snowball fight.
  443. Have a food fight.
  444. Go rock climbing.
  445. Go skydiving.
  446. Upgrade WordPress.
  447. Install a new WordPress plugin.
  448. Look at something with binoculars.
  449. Play chess.
  450. Play checkers.
  451. Ride a bike.
  452. Solve a mystery.
  453. Be there for someone.
  454. Ride a train.
  455. Get on a plane.
  456. Take up wrestling.
  457. Take up sumo wrestling.
  458. Take up judo.
  459. Play laser tag.
  460. Play paintball.
  461. Clean out your garage.
  462. Clean your refrigerator.
  463. Vacuum the carpet.
  464. Polish the banister.
  465. Clean a toilet.
  466. Take up ballet.
  467. Take up ballroom dancing.
  468. Take up breakdancing.
  469. Take up Irish dancing.
  470. Take up Latin dancing.
  471. Take up salsa dancing.
  472. Take up tap dancing.
  473. Take up hip-hop.
  474. Take up fencing.
  475. Take up kendo.
  476. Take up boxing.
  477. Take up karate.
  478. Take up kickboxing.
  479. Take up kung fu.
  480. Take up taekwondo.
  481. Take up hapkido.
  482. Take up jeet kune do.
  483. Take up ninjitsu.
  484. Practice with nunchakus.
  485. Play straight pool.
  486. Play eight-ball.
  487. Play nine-ball.
  488. Play three-ball.
  489. Play seven-ball.
  490. Play ten-ball.
  491. Play cribbage.
  492. Play cutthroat.
  493. Play Russian pyramid.
  494. Play bumper pool.
  495. Take up bullfighting.
  496. Take up gymnastics (balance beam).
  497. Take up gymnastics (floor).
  498. Take up gymnastics (high bar).
  499. Take up gymnastics (parallel bars).
  500. Take up gymnastics (pommel horse).
  501. Take up gymnastics (rings).
  502. Take up gymnastics (uneven bars).
  503. Take up gymnastics (vault).
  504. Take up cheerleading.
  505. Take up rope jumping.
  506. Take up rhythmic gymnastics.
  507. Take up trampolining.
  508. Take up the trapeze.
  509. Play handball.
  510. Play four square.
  511. Play field hockey.
  512. Play lacrosse.
  513. Play indoor field hockey.
  514. Play indoor soccer.
  515. Play hurling.
  516. Go rollerblading.
  517. Go roller skating.
  518. Go ice skating.
  519. Play ice hockey.
  520. Play underwater hockey.
  521. Play street hockey.
  522. Go hunting.
  523. Fly a kite.
  524. Defuse a bomb.
  525. Be a volunteer firefighter.
  526. Enter a biathlon.
  527. Enter a triathlon.
  528. Enter a pentathlon.
  529. Enter a decathlon.
  530. Enter a marathon.
  531. Enter a half marathon.
  532. Enter an ultramarathon.
  533. Enter a 10K race.
  534. Enter a 5 mile race.
  535. Enter a 1 mile race.
  536. Enter a 1500 meter race.
  537. Enter a 400 meter race.
  538. Enter a 100 meter dash.
  539. Enter a 100 yard dash.
  540. Enter a 50 meter dash.
  541. Enter a 50 yard dash.
  542. Go motorboating.
  543. Go waterskiing.
  544. Ride a motorcycle.
  545. Go kayaking.
  546. Go whitewater rafting.
  547. Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream.
  548. Go paragliding.
  549. Go parasailing.
  550. Go skysurfing.
  551. Play badminton.
  552. Play jai alai.
  553. Play with a Ouija board.
  554. Play paddleball.
  555. Play ping pong.
  556. Play platform tennis.
  557. Recycle.
  558. Turn off lights when not in use.
  559. Plant a tree.
  560. Help someone with their homework.
  561. Help someone with their Eagle Scout project.
  562. Update a Wikipedia entry.
  563. Play racquetball.
  564. Play squash.
  565. Play softball.
  566. Play t-ball.
  567. Play speedball.
  568. Play speedminton.
  569. Play speed golf.
  570. Play speed chess.
  571. Play Chinese checkers.
  572. Use a GPS navigation system.
  573. Enter a hurdles race.
  574. Go yachting.
  575. Try ski jumping.
  576. Go sledding.
  577. Go bobsledding.
  578. Do clay pigeon shooting.
  579. Play hide and seek.
  580. Play red rover.
  581. Play tag.
  582. Play freeze tag.
  583. Go hiking.
  584. Go to a waterfall.
  585. Play backgammon.
  586. Play Parcheesi.
  587. Play Chutes and Ladders.
  588. Play Go.
  589. Play Monopoly.
  590. Go to a rodeo.
  591. Join AARP.
  592. Renew some kind of membership.
  593. Register a domain name.
  594. Do a high jump.
  595. Do a long jump.
  596. Do a triple jump.
  597. Do a pole vault.
  598. Play hopscotch.
  599. Do a discus throw.
  600. Do a hammer throw.
  601. Do a javelin throw.
  602. Do a shot put.
  603. Carry the Olympic torch.
  604. Open a high-yield savings account.
  605. Go racewalking.
  606. Take up ham radio.
  607. Go orienteering.
  608. Enter a wheelchair race.
  609. Play shuffleboard.
  610. Twirl a baton.
  611. Throw a boomerang.
  612. Go bungee jumping.
  613. Enter an eating contest.
  614. Enter an egg and spoon race.
  615. Play hackysack.
  616. Go lumberjacking.
  617. Go spelunking.
  618. Buy a new mattress.
  619. Play tetherball.
  620. Enter a three-legged race.
  621. Enter a sack race.
  622. Enter a typing contest.
  623. Play pin the tail on the donkey.
  624. Play wallball.
  625. Take up synchronized swimming.
  626. Take up inline speed skating.
  627. Take up figure skating.
  628. Take up arm wrestling.
  629. Take up thumb wrestling.
  630. Take up bodybuilding.
  631. Take up weightlifting.
  632. Take up powerlifting.
  633. Take up toe wrestling.
  634. Play tug of war.
  635. Play air hockey.
  636. Play Connect Four.
  637. Play dominoes.
  638. Play Scrabble.
  639. Play Stratego.
  640. Play Risk.
  641. Play foosball.
  642. Play croquet.
  643. Play darts.
  644. Play horseshoes.
  645. Take up knife throwing.
  646. Play marbles.
  647. Play jacks.
  648. Play mini-golf.
  649. Play beach handball.
  650. Ride a dune buggy.
  651. Play beach soccer.
  652. Play beach rugby.
  653. Join a marching band.
  654. Join the circus.
  655. Play polo.
  656. Join Toastmasters.
  657. Play ultimate football.
  658. Play fantasy football.
  659. Play wheelchair tennis.
  660. Play wheelchair rugby.
  661. Play wiffle ball.
  662. Play flag football.
  663. Play touch football.
  664. Ride a jet ski.
  665. Follow someone on Twitter.
  666. Eat a banana.
  667. Eat an apple.
  668. Eat a pear.
  669. Eat an orange.
  670. Eat grapes.
  671. Eat blueberries.
  672. Eat strawberries.
  673. Eat a kiwi.
  674. Eat a watermelon.
  675. Eat a cantaloupe.
  676. Eat an apricot.
  677. Eat cherries.
  678. Eat a plum.
  679. Eat a nectarine.
  680. Eat a tangerine.
  681. Eat blackberries.
  682. Eat raspberries.
  683. Eat cranberries.
  684. Eat gooseberries.
  685. Eat non-poisonous honeysuckle berries.
  686. Eat mulberries.
  687. Eat a coconut.
  688. Eat a mango.
  689. Eat mangosteen.
  690. Eat rhubarb.
  691. Eat figs.
  692. Eat a honeydew melon.
  693. Eat raisins.
  694. Eat dates.
  695. Eat olives.
  696. Eat pomegranate seeds.
  697. Eat blood oranges.
  698. Eat a clementine.
  699. Eat grapefruit.
  700. Eat a tangelo.
  701. Eat an avocado.
  702. Eat a guava.
  703. Eat a kumquat.
  704. Eat a passion fruit.
  705. Eat peanuts.
  706. Eat a tomato.
  707. Eat cashews.
  708. Eat chili peppers.
  709. Eat macadamia nuts.
  710. Eat a pineapple.
  711. Eat a plantain.
  712. Eat tofu.
  713. Eat squash.
  714. Eat beets.
  715. Eat broccoli.
  716. Eat asparagus.
  717. Eat a salad.
  718. Eat brussel sprouts.
  719. Eat corn.
  720. Eat cabbage.
  721. Eat lettuce.
  722. Eat spinach.
  723. Eat endive.
  724. Eat peas.
  725. Eat turnips.
  726. Eat pickles.
  727. Eat cucumbers.
  728. Eat eggplant.
  729. Eat a bell pepper.
  730. Eat a cayenne pepper.
  731. Eat a chili pepper.
  732. Eat zucchini.
  733. Eat black-eyed peas.
  734. Eat chickpeas.
  735. Eat lentils.
  736. Eat rice.
  737. Eat celery.
  738. Eat an onion.
  739. Eat a carrot.
  740. Eat an artichoke.
  741. Eat ginger.
  742. Eat a potato.
  743. Eat a sweet potato.
  744. Eat a radish.
  745. Get off caffeine.
  746. Eat less sugar.
  747. Eat chocolate (but cut back on sugar overall).
  748. Eat less processed food.
  749. Eat a peach.
  750. Eat less meat.
  751. Drink less alcohol.
  752. Drink more water.
  753. Become a vegetarian.
  754. Become a vegan.
  755. Become a raw foodist.
  756. Lower your cholesterol.
  757. Lower your blood pressure.
  758. Drink orange juice.
  759. Eat salmon.
  760. Play with a dog.
  761. Play with a puppy.
  762. Play with a cat.
  763. Play with a kitten.
  764. Start an ant farm.
  765. Look for an alligator.
  766. Look for an antelope.
  767. Look for an ape.
  768. Look for a baboon.
  769. Look for a badger.
  770. Look for a bat.
  771. Look for a bear.
  772. Look for a beaver.
  773. Look for a bee.
  774. Look for a beetle.
  775. Look for a bird.
  776. Look for a bison.
  777. Look for a bluebird.
  778. Look for a buffalo.
  779. Look for a butterfly.
  780. Look for a buzzard.
  781. Look for a camel.
  782. Look for a caterpillar.
  783. Look for a cheetah.
  784. Look for a chicken.
  785. Look for a cobra.
  786. Look for a coyote.
  787. Look for a crane.
  788. Look for a crocodile.
  789. Look for a deer.
  790. Look for a dolphin.
  791. Look for a donkey.
  792. Look for a dove.
  793. Look for a duck.
  794. Look for a duckling.
  795. Look for a eagle.
  796. Look for an eel.
  797. Look for an elephant.
  798. Look for an elk.
  799. Look for an emu.
  800. Look for a falcon.
  801. Look for a ferret.
  802. Look for a finch.
  803. Look for a fish.
  804. Look for a flamingo.
  805. Look for a fox.
  806. Look for a frog.
  807. Look for a tadpole.
  808. Look for a gazelle.
  809. Look for a gerbil.
  810. Look for a giraffe.
  811. Look for a goat.
  812. Look for a goldfinch.
  813. Look for a goose.
  814. Look for a gorilla.
  815. Look for a guinea pig.
  816. Look for a gull.
  817. Look for a hamster.
  818. Look for a hare.
  819. Look for a hawk.
  820. Look for a heron.
  821. Look for a hippo.
  822. Look for a hog.
  823. Look for a hornet.
  824. Look for a horse.
  825. Look for a hummingbird.
  826. Look for a hyena.
  827. Look for a jackal.
  828. Look for a jaguar.
  829. Look for a jay.
  830. Look for a jellyfish.
  831. Look for a kangaroo.
  832. Look for a ladybug.
  833. Look for a lark.
  834. Look for a leopard.
  835. Look for a lion.
  836. Look for a llama.
  837. Look for a lobster.
  838. Look for a magpie.
  839. Look for a mallard.
  840. Look for a manatee.
  841. Look for a mink.
  842. Look for a mole.
  843. Look for a monkey.
  844. Look for a moose.
  845. Look for a mouse.
  846. Look for a mule.
  847. Look for a nightingale.
  848. Look for an opossum.
  849. Look for an ostrich.
  850. Look for an otter.
  851. Look for an owl.
  852. Look for an ox.
  853. Look for an oyster.
  854. Look for a panda.
  855. Look for a panther.
  856. Look for a parrot.
  857. Look for a partridge.
  858. Look for a peafowl.
  859. Look for a pelican.
  860. Look for a penguin.
  861. Look for a pheasant.
  862. Look for a pig.
  863. Look for a pigeon.
  864. Look for a polecat.
  865. Look for a pony.
  866. Look for a quail.
  867. Look for a rabbit.
  868. Look for a bunny.
  869. Look for a raccoon.
  870. Look for a ram.
  871. Look for a rat.
  872. Look for a raven.
  873. Look for a reindeer.
  874. Look for a rhinoceros.
  875. Look for a sea lion.
  876. Look for a sea urchin.
  877. Look for a walrus.
  878. Look for a shark.
  879. Look for a sheep.
  880. Look for a skunk.
  881. Look for a snake.
  882. Look for a sparrow.
  883. Look for a squirrel.
  884. Look for a swallow.
  885. Look for a swan.
  886. Look for a tiger.
  887. Look for a toad.
  888. Look for a tadpole.
  889. Look for a turkey.
  890. Look for a turtle.
  891. Look for a weasel.
  892. Look for a whale.
  893. Look for a wolf.
  894. Look for a wombat.
  895. Look for a wren.
  896. Look for a yak.
  897. Look for a zebra.
  898. Play straight poker.
  899. Play stud poker.
  900. Play draw poker.
  901. Play community poker.
  902. Play bridge.
  903. Play euchre.
  904. Play hearts.
  905. Play pinochle.
  906. Play spades.
  907. Play rummy.
  908. Play 500 rummy.
  909. Play gin rummy.
  910. Play gin.
  911. Play Mah-Jongg.
  912. Play Go Fish.
  913. Play Old Maid.
  914. Play Crazy Eights.
  915. Play Bingo.
  916. Play Mao.
  917. Play Uno.
  918. Play war.
  919. Play slapjack.
  920. Play Egyptian ratscrew.
  921. Play blackjack.
  922. Play solitaire.
  923. Play FreeCell.
  924. Play Seven Up.
  925. Play the flute.
  926. Play the Irish flute.
  927. Play the fife.
  928. Play the pipe organ.
  929. Play the pan pipes.
  930. Play the recorder.
  931. Play the slide whistle.
  932. Play the tin whistle.
  933. Play the piccolo.
  934. Play the alto flute.
  935. Play the bass flute.
  936. Blow a whistle.
  937. Play the piccolo clarinet.
  938. Play the soprano clarinet.
  939. Play the saxonette.
  940. Play the basset clarinet.
  941. Play the basset horn.
  942. Play the alto clarinet.
  943. Play the bass clarinet.
  944. Play the saxophone.
  945. Play the alto saxophone.
  946. Play the tenor saxophone.
  947. Play the bass saxophone.
  948. Play the oboe.
  949. Play the bagpipes.
  950. Play the bugle.
  951. Play the French horn.
  952. Play the mellophone.
  953. Play the sousaphone.
  954. Play the trombone.
  955. Play the trumpet.
  956. Play the tuba.
  957. Play the accordion.
  958. Play the harmonica.
  959. Play the banjo.
  960. Play the clavichord.
  961. Play the fiddle.
  962. Play the acoustic guitar.
  963. Play the electric guitar.
  964. Play the harp.
  965. Play the harpsichord.
  966. Play the lute.
  967. Play the mandola.
  968. Play the mandolin.
  969. Play the piano.
  970. Play the viola.
  971. Play the violin.
  972. Play the piccolo.
  973. Play the zither.
  974. Play the bass drum.
  975. Play the bongo drum.
  976. Play the snare drum.
  977. Play the steel drum.
  978. Play the timpani.
  979. Play the triangle.
  980. Play the xylophone.
  981. Play the castanets.
  982. Play the chimes.
  983. Play the cowbell.
  984. Play the cymbals.
  985. Play the glass harmonica.
  986. Play the glockenspiel.
  987. Play the gong.
  988. Play the handbell.
  989. Play the maracas.
  990. Play the metallophone.
  991. Play the rainstick.
  992. Play the rattle.
  993. Play the spoons.
  994. Play the tambourine.
  995. Play the vibraphone.
  996. Play the electronic organ.
  997. Play the electric piano.
  998. Play the mellotron.
  999. Play the synthesizer.
  1000. Play the laser harp.

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